**Beware SPOILERS** Obi-Wan Kenobi Series on Disney+ **Beware SPOILERS**

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I agree with Oto, it's a bad idea to make this show outright but Lucasfilm is full of horrible ideas. Not only are Kenobi and Vader going to fight(maybe twice) but Catwoman is going to co-star in a post ROTS show about Kenobi because modern day politics and hand wringing guilt.

Looking at the character designs and sets from the trailer it's already clear it will have the same low budget feel the Fett show displayed. The main Inquisitor guy looks terrible. And the Catwoman is so virtuous that she doesn't even proudly display her Naaatzi imperial insignias despite the fact that she is one of the Naaatzis. And she forgot her helmet too, worse than even Morrison she didn't even bother to bring it along.

 

[jye4ever]

She WILL make ObiWan apologize for the sins of being whit..part of the Jedi order!

 

[ebor]

This will be the bestest Star Warz evah!


More name- changes so to not offend the D+ consumer:

Tie-fighter...triggered! Remove the word 'fighter' to 'vertical bi-wing electric emitting vehicle'

Blaster...triggered! Change to 'pulse emitting weapon'

Light-sabre...triggered! Light means white means 'white-washing' change to 'clean energy vertical emitting bar'

More to come...

 

[jye4ever]

Image has leaked of the updated ROTJ SE being updated after ObiWan airs

Open at your own risk of spoiling both ObiWan ending and new ROTJ SE!!

You have been warned!

Ask yourself are you certain you want to proceed!

Ok here goes…

Spoiler

 

[matticus]

I guess everyone forgot Rupert played a bald Hitman.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[a-dev]

It shouldn't be so predictable before the show even starts airing that someone who we reasonably suppose to be a key villain will not only not die but will be set on a redemptive path by the end of the show.

I will be amazed - gobsmacked - if we're wrong.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

It shouldn't be so predictable before the show even starts airing that someone who we reasonably suppose to be a key villain will not only not die but will be set on a redemptive path by the end of the show.

I will be amazed - gobsmacked - if we're wrong.

Like FN-2187 just another sanitation worker with a heart of gold.

 

[Bravomite]

It shouldn't be so predictable before the show even starts airing that someone who we reasonably suppose to be a key villain will not only not die but will be set on a redemptive path by the end of the show.

I will be amazed - gobsmacked - if we're wrong.

I don’t think she will die. She will probably go and watch over Leia at the end and influence her upbringing which is why Leia ends up being awesome. Kenobi influence led to Luke becoming green milk slurping failure

 

[Victοr]

I don’t think she will die. She will probably go and watch over Leia at the end and influence her upbringing which is why Leia ends up being awesome. Kenobi influence led to Luke becoming green milk slurping failure

Obi-Wan screwed up and turned him into [literally me].

Meanwhile the Kween is gonna inspire Leia so much she's going to turn into... A relatively useless character, let's be honest. Wholesome Luke saved the Galaxy, there's no way around that.

 

[screamingmetal]

The Grand Inquisitor could've been awesome, instead we get fat head.
Credit to BossLogic:

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Even Saturday Night Live made better Inquisitors...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Luke was a collector.

 

[jye4ever]

I found a more menacing Inquisitor

 

[Wor-Gar]

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"Even as a child, Palpatine found humor in other's misfortunes..."

 

[Victοr]

Luke was a collector.

Luke is a collector, then he loses his hand and lightsaber but Maz Kannata, another collector, acquires it. Afterwards she gives it to Rey, who could be described as a collector of sorts as well.

 

[Prime Clone]

Obi-Wan screwed up and turned him into [literally me].

Meanwhile the Kween is gonna inspire Leia so much she's going to turn into... A relatively useless character, let's be honest. Wholesome Luke saved the Galaxy, there's no way around that.

Always wondered why Luke played with a model of the skyhopper he actually flew.

 

[jye4ever]

Pfft Anakin built a pod racer and 3PO at 10.

 

[Victοr]

Always wondered why Luke played with a model of the skyhopper he actually flew.

He was a manchild and therefore way too obsessed with a few things. That kind of wholesomeness saved the Galaxy though, so... Vroom Vroom Luke is the soul of SW.

Pfft Anakin built a pod racer and 3PO at 10.

10 YO Anakin was already building mechanical slaves while proclaiming that he was a person and deserved to be treated as such. It signified his eventual turn and assumption of the role of a dark, opressive lord. Truly another case of pure Lucas Poetry!

 

[jye4ever]

He was a manchild and therefore way too obsessed with a few things. That kind of wholesomeness saved the Galaxy though, so... Vroom Vroom Luke is the soul of SW.

10 YO Anakin was already building mechanical slaves while proclaiming that he was a person and deserved to be treated as such. It signified his eventual turn and assumption of the role of a dark, opressive lord. Truly another case of pure Lucas Poetry!