I give this a 6.
This movie had moments in which I thought "woah, this is a solid 8", but then it went Marvel again.
This is a 90% fresh on RT, are people still waving the RT score around with the "How does Marvel do it?", has anybody at least considered if that means anything anymore? Do people reeally think this is 90% FRESH? Well, to each their own, crazy world.
The magic was less anime-ish than I thought, it was fun to see them use it in smart ways but then they'd break the dance with dragon ball moves, visual effects were great but I feel they were wasted in such a straight forward puddle deep story, the one movie they could've gone ape **** on people, **** with people's heads and people would've eaten it up even without understanding it, risk free, but they didn't.
This is literally Thor TDW all over again.
They were a few good teachings here and there, but again, didn't even scratch the surface, they went and mentioned things like the Vedas and I was like
But nope, didn't even touch it or made anything of it.
Humor ranged from harmless to forced, expected, performances were serviceable, nothing remarkable. I had the feeling this was at least a 7, but the moment I stepped out of the theater, nothing, this doesn't linger after watching, not even a minute, it's ****ing vapor, what the hell? Civil War lingered way longer. So at least there's hope for IW.
Villain, as usual, one-dimensional.
I mean, sigh, they had the multiverse and they made it as uninteresting as they made Malekith, what a waste of a good topic.
Story, nothing remarkable at all.
Yep.
Matrix they said
Oh, and Thor 1&2 suck.