Freaktacular 2017

[Kenbenobi]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Back when I worked for the mortuary I saw crazy ****, veterean suicides, inmates, etc. Well one day we picked up a body and the body jolted a bit. Crazy ****... makes you think they alive still before they embalmed. However I had to dress them and help put them in casket next so... yeah it creepy as hell doing that.

That's not a job I would ever want. I have a friend who is a Funeral Director, so he's had to do all of that. Picking up the bodies, embalming, dressing the dead people up... I could not ever in a million years handle that job... So kudos to you for being able to do that... I think I'd lose my lunch... Cremating could be OK. I like to burn stuff.

 

[Patriot666]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

That's not a job I would ever want. I have a friend who is a Funeral Director, so he's had to do all of that. Picking up the bodies, embalming, dressing the dead people up... I could not ever in a million years handle that job... So kudos to you for being able to do that... I think I'd lose my lunch... Cremating could be OK. I like to burn stuff.

So by stuff... You mean people? Lol

 

[RavenEye]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

That's not a job I would ever want. I have a friend who is a Funeral Director, so he's had to do all of that. Picking up the bodies, embalming, dressing the dead people up... I could not ever in a million years handle that job... So kudos to you for being able to do that... I think I'd lose my lunch... Cremating could be OK. I like to burn stuff.

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[mrdbios]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

We are camping with the kids this weekend so I may try a few stories with the kids at the campfire to see which is scarier. I'll report back with the one they liked best as my entry.

 

[Veil1]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[Patriot666]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Gross

 

[Shawpaw]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Raveneye in like a boss haha haha. Your story was most good.

 

[RavenEye]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Maybe I should have use that as my scary story. oops.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Congrats, man, for maxing out your rep! In just over 800 posts, too. That's gotta be some kind of record here.

 

[mrdbios]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Congrats, man, for maxing out your rep! In just over 800 posts, too. That's gotta be some kind of record here.

I can think of no better freak than Veil to max his rep out so fast. Congrats!

 

[Shawpaw]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Has anyone ever had a contest in which the winner was the member who made the certain post number in this thread? For example, the person who makes post #15894 in this thread wins? I'm trying to talk out some fun contest ideas for you guys. Any suggestions?

 

[mrdbios]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

I'm pretty sure there have some like that before.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

I did a couple last year where I asked for numbers then did a calculation with them that gave a past post number for a winner.

 

[mrdbios]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Something where people are guessin numbers and those numbers are part of a past post would be fun.

 

[Shawpaw]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Something where people are guessin numbers and those numbers are part of a past post would be fun.

oooOOOOoooh that sound like a good one

 

[Golden_Boy]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

Now I have to know all the story!!!! Omg that would be so freaky!

Yeah it was! I'll try and put more details into it later to fill it out! It was pretty damn scary though!

The smells, the taking a water hose to a ass to wash the last poop you have. Hell Ive seen trauma to one dude where his ball sack got so big it was a ballon. Boss came in popped... it...

 

[RavenEye]

Re: Freaktacular 2015

you said creep story, didn't say in what context.