GI Joe 2: Retaliation

[lerath666]

While wearing 90's era GI JOE space armor.
then this guy shows up.

 

[CelticPredator]

Dude, spoilers...wtf.

 

[lerath666]

and then takes a massive dump.... and lying there, in the steaming fetid pile... is a script...

for rise of cobra.

 

[Valfar]

To say these crap G.I JOE movies are better then Bayformers, now that is is laughable mind you, the Bayformer movies are pure **** but, nothing compared to these JOE movies.

 

[CelticPredator]

You're having actual feelings about Transformers.

I dare you to feel an ounce of anything during this movie.

 

[lerath666]

I'll give it a shot, and let you know my impressions once it's over.

 

[Niltusk]

To say these crap G.I JOE movies are better then Bayformers, now that is is laughable mind you, the Bayformer movies are pure **** but, nothing compared to these JOE movies.

Worried about whos **** is more brown?

 

[Kuzeh]

Worried about whos **** is more brown?

 

[Iggyrox]

Oh gawd the movie's awful. Shouldn't have decent expectations on a Joe movie, right? What a waste of talent. Definitely passing on those Hot Toys.

 

[Kuzeh]

What does the movie being crappy has to do with the figures?

 

[teemu]

What does the movie being crappy has to do with the figures?

I thought you liked it? now you are saying its crappy.(which I agree)

Time to think about it?

Sometimes people want to buy figures from a movie they actually like you know

I almost bought SE and SS..glad I didn't

 

[CelticPredator]

What does the movie being crappy has to do with the figures?

Because the figures are a product from this ****ty movie. Or both ****ty movies. Because Movie Snake Eyes is not...well..any other Snake Eyes. Niether is Storm Shadow. They look very little like their toy/comic/show counterparts.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

So is this better than Rise of Cobra?

 

[Kuzeh]

I thought you liked it? now you are saying its crappy.(which I agree)

Time to think about it?

Sometimes people want to buy figures from a movie they actually like you know

I almost bought SE and SS..glad I didn't

I was just curious about it... some people judge the figures on their own merits...
I've seen plenty of collectors that hated a movie but loved the figures...

Because the figures are a product from this ****ty movie. Or both ****ty movies. Because Movie Snake Eyes is not...well..any other Snake Eyes. Niether is Storm Shadow. They look very little like their toy/comic/show counterparts.

Ironic considering that you defend the crappy Bayformers that look nothing like their toy/comic/show counterparts

Tater just announced he wants to sleep with George Clooney on Access Hollywood (doesn't surprise me)

want to be an actor in Hollywood,better offer your butt cheeks.Explains why he is "in" right now ...

its not a joke...he is Gay and has been open about it apparently...


https://watch.accesshollywood.com/

"I've spent time with George Clooney and he is the most interesting Man on the planet...I guess what I am saying is I'd have sex with him"


I don't see Gay men as "Heroes" or anyone to look up to morally.(people idolize Actors ya know).I don't agree with his lifestyle or what he represents as a person (I have every right to feel that way)...

plus,Straight men don't want to hear about what he wants to do sexually with other Men either just because you or some are open to it

And teemu is back on ignore... this time for good...
Bigoted homophobic nutjob....

yes and no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

 

[teemu]

And teemu is back on ignore... this time for good...
Bigoted homophobic nutjob....

:

I have a right to feel the way I feel and think how I think...just like you do! (I am not politically correct and will never be)

there are others that agree with me so it doesn't matter or nor do I care what you think of me

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

And teemu is back on ignore... this time for good...
Bigoted homophobic nutjob....

Seconded. Not sure what Channing Tatum wanting to have sex with George Clooney has to do with G.I. Joe. But, thanks for pointing that out Teemu. I doubt your intent was to start another one of your delusional political rants.

It's funny that a gay Channing Tatum is still more pleasant than Teemu.

 

[Sithlord1975]

RT consensus:

Though arguably superior to its predecessor, G.I. Joe: Retaliation is overwhelmed by its nonstop action and too nonsensical and vapid to leave a lasting impression.

Translation: p o o p y

 

[KneelBeforrSmallville]

As Dull as the movie is, if the Hot Toys Roadblock rock figure is good and prices somewhat reasobable, i may be interested.

I dont mean to keep commenting on my problems with the movie, because i was actually hype for this, and wanted it to be great, but i went in with mild expectations and it just felt, Bland.

I did enjoy the scenes with the rock and duke, what little there were. I feel like they should of cut out 1 or 2 characters, focused more on the Joes actually retaliating against cobra, and had a bigger final battle that had some stakes.

 

[CelticPredator]

Kuz, that's because I hate the original Transformers. . I have a bigger appreciation for GI JOE.

 

[Adrosi]

I feel like I should see this movie, BUT I won't.

No appeal to me at all.