thenammagazine
Super Freak
Yeah, that would be pretty hard to explain, "Uh, I'm a masochist??"
But, seriously, I've already done this a few times. Never get "caught". No one checks stubs for flicks unless you're troubled youth. And I'm an old dude, so it's square.
Bring a cane and go with being blind. Then when they ask say, "Ah, I thought this sounded like crap!"