GI Joe: Rise of Cobra Discussion and Reviews [SPOILERS]

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Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

With the kind of self-righteous, judgmental posts that people tend to make on this subject, I'm sure someone will tell you it isn't. Some idiot was jumping on my case awhile back for saying that I would even consider seeing it.

I don't know if I should admit this, but...I've never seen a single episode of the GI Joe cartoon or read any GI Joe comic books. It was pretty much after my time. I think if I grew up with it, it'd be a different story whether or not I see the movie.
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

i only saw couple of GI Joe cartoon. I think I watched more Captain Planet cartoon :eek:
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Dude relax, Its my opinion and its what I see...you wear your tin foil hat and I'll wear mine :D

Those are the types of opinions you keep to yourself or in the sandbox. It's the equivalent of me running around this forum trying to convert people to Christianity or Wicca. It's tin foil terrorism and has no place in this thread, whatsoever.
 
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Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

I don't know if I should admit this, but...I've never seen a single episode of the GI Joe cartoon or read any GI Joe comic books. It was pretty much after my time. I think if I grew up with it, it'd be a different story whether or not I see the movie.

you makeing me feel old:gandalf LOL I say if you want to see it see it and tell us what you think...Me I'm passing I don't want to feel the way i did when Indy 4 came out.
oh yeah reviewer can be payed off LOL
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

you makeing me feel old:gandalf LOL I say if you want to see it see it and tell us what you think...Me I'm passing I don't want to feel the way i did when Indy 4 came out.
oh yeah reviewer can be payed off LOL

Seeing as how it was "after" his time, it should make you feel younger. ;)
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

The 1st reviewers were picked by the movie studio, so imagine there was some sort of kickback.
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Seeing as how it was "after" his time, it should make you feel younger. ;)

:lecture

I was in my teens and twenties when GI Joe was at its height during the 80s and 90s. I just never got into it. Same with Transformers.
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

dang...that would be hella cool. Let me see how much homework i get done because I got a test the next morning too. What time you guys going?

Dang, test on a Saturday!! That sucks!
We're meeting around 5:00-5:30 @ Uno,
Shows @ 6:25 but if anything, next show is @ 7:15...
PM if you think you're going OK?
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Perhaps not, but considering the negative heat this movie has been receiving, more-so than even Jar Jar Binks or when we got a look at Michael Bay's group Transformer designs for the first flick, it has me surprised that even 11 out of 12 reviews are positive.

I just want to chime in here and say that I don't think this is even close to being true.

For starters, you could walk up to most random people on the street and say "what do you think of Jar Jar Binks" and they would know what you were talking about AND they'd groan.

Secondly, the little whiny fanboy nitpicks on Transformers were everywhere even if you weren't following the movie. I couldn't give two ^^^^s about Transformers and I got tired of hearing about the flames, the changes in cars etc. I have slightly more interest in GI Joe and I've been following it somewhat and the whining is pretty much isolated to specific GI Joe-related discussion. As it stands you aren't going to hear people ^^^^^ing about the way Cobra Commander looks unless you go onto a forum where people are already discussing GI Joe.

Furthermore, a great deal of GI Joe fans have pretty realistic expectations for what a movie based on a cartoon based on little plastic men should deliver. Those who have the unrealistic expectations are particularly vocal but they're still in the minority. Overall the world isn't expecting much out of this movie and isn't ^^^^^ing every single aspect of the movie.

I'm gonna see the movie tomorrow but like many people, I wasn't clamoring for a "great" GI Joe movie nor do I think one is even a reasonable possibility but guess what? I don't care, and this particular faction of the GI Joe fanbase needs to accept their minority status.

Sometimes a movie is made and all the signs are there that the movie will be terrible and the final result comes out and just solidifies all the complaining in the months leading up to the release and there's a unanimous consensus that the movie was awful after all and the naysayers have their "I Told You So" moment (both "AvP" movies are great examples of this) but this isn't that movie.

Like the Transformers movies (which I never saw, by the way) people are digging this movie in general for what it is and they're digging it in spite of its flaws, flaws that many people accepted as inherent from the very beginning.
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Again, I'll argue, you don't have to eat a turd to know it tastes like ^^^^. :huh
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

No but for a small portion of GI Joe fans it's more like going into McDonald's and saying their hamburgers taste like feces because they don't taste like steak.

Also, there are literally hundreds of movies I'd rather watch before I ever watch a Transformers movie but if you put two people in front of me and one person told me he enjoyed it and the other person expressed their hatred for it by comparing it to feces I'd actually respect the person who liked it more because there's nothing dumber than saying "OMG THIS MOVEE IS A TURD!"
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

No but for a small portion of GI Joe fans it's more like going into McDonald's and saying their hamburgers taste like feces because they don't taste like steak.

Also, there are literally hundreds of movies I'd rather watch before I ever watch a Transformers movie but if you put two people in front of me and one person told me he enjoyed it and the other person expressed their hatred for it by comparing it to feces I'd actually respect the person who liked it more because there's nothing dumber than saying "OMG THIS MOVEE IS A TURD!"

What if the person's eaten at McDonalds and tells you that their hamburgers taste like ^^^^? :p
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

I would think they were crazy because they taste like 79 cent hamburgers and not human waste.

Kinda like how I expect the GI Joe movie to be firmly between watching "The Godfather" and having needles stabbed into my eyes.
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

I would think they were crazy because they taste like 79 cent hamburgers and not human waste.

Kinda like how I expect the GI Joe movie to be firmly between watching "The Godfather" and having needles stabbed into my eyes.

I put it somewhere firmly between Street Fighter the Movie and Gigli. Take your pic as to which of the latter you want to put at the bottom. :lol
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Lol, dude I know its not going to be a great Joe movie, but it wont be that bad, GIGLI?? Cmon
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

Let's fave it...this summer hasn't exactly been overflowing with fun, original movies...nearly everything...at least genre movies has been a re-boot/sequel/toy-based movie....and we'll keep getting more of the same based on the different levels of success these movies have seen...

And after front-loading the summer with all of the major genre films and seeing them have varied levels of financial and creative success, here we are in the dog days of summer and what has always been the dumping ground for the movies that couldn't make the prime summer cut....hello, GI Joe....

I lost almost three hours of my life to Transformers 2 earlier this summer (curse that Micheal Bay for almost convincing me with the first one that he could make a coherent, entertaining movie and then go pissing it all away!) and i remember seeing that first trailer for GI Joe and thinking...hmmmm...not one scene showing any genuine interaction between people. Ah well...here's hoping it's at least some fun eye-candy to end the summer season with.

I'm not hampered by concern over this movie fitting in with other GU Joe stuff (comics/cartoons)...The only GI Joes I really dealt with were the original Joes way back when...just American soldiers, no ninja nonsense with comic-book/Bond-like villains...just basic figures.

I'll check this out....Sommers first "Mummy" movie and Van Helsing were entertaining enough...maybe his "Joe" will be too...
 
Re: I know it's only 12 reviews, but I am a bit shocked!

my 12 year old cusin saw the trailer over here earlier, and said it looked like the latest installment in the Spy kids movies.
 
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