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Next spinoff Star Wars movie should be 2 1/2 hours of all CG Vader vs. Yoda fighting full video game style.
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Bro, the Stormtroopers popped up behind Han and the gang, Vader was just chilling at the table! They technically did flank him (and Boba too).
The events of RO can't happen for the simple fact that the Tantive IV, Princess Leia's ship, was involved in a flagship in an actual battle. RO contradicts all the discussions Vader has with Leia and his officers. In Star Wars, Vader merely has a hunch that Leia isn't on some diplomatic mercy mission as he calls it. In RO, he straight up sees that they're involved. In this case, why would that officer worry about holding her hostage and the legalities of boarding the Tantive IV? She was caught at the scene of the crime in an open space battle against the rebels! Better yet, why would Vader have to worry about the legalities of holding her and have to create a false narrative of everyone aboard being killed just so the Senate wouldn't come down on the Empire? According to RO, he personally witnessed Leia and her men at the scene of the crime, they (Vader and the Empire) can do whatever they want. It don't make sense my man and any excuse people come up with to make RO work undermines the scenes that occur in Star Wars. What's so bold about Vader's actions according to Leia if he witnessed them fleeing first hand? Nothing.
Your recollection is amiss. Leia's message to Obi-wan was "General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the
Clone Wars, now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has come under attack..."
Yes she was racing home but she was always planning to stop and see Obi-Wan at her father's request along the way.
Just leave well enough alone Talibane, you're never gonna win this.
Disney, remake the Ben vs Vader scene. They already proved how well they can make a convincing CGI Tarkin and Leia (lol), time to take the next step and fix that lightsaber duel to match the four prequel movies!
"stop and see Obi-Wan"? Like... for coffee you mean?
Her ship is already under attack in the very first frame of Star Wars, and the crawl just seconds before specifically states that she is racing home. In the RO retcon, why would she be heading to Alderaan? Leia and Antilles ("Captain Antilles, I have a mission for you") were just specifically chosen by Bail for an urgent mission to send for his "friend, the Jedi." Leia is not going home at the end of RO, even despite now having the plans (if she was headed anywhere else, you'd think it would be Yavin.)
The whole RO/ANH junction renders so many things as non-sensical. You never answered this tiny sampling:
- Vader says "Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel Spies..." but.... a single transmission was beamed to a Rebel Frigate/Flagship, not to "this (Tantive) ship" he's just boarded. And Vader himself WATCHED as a data disc was passed through a doorway into the Tantive just hours earlier. Is he just a little mixed up?
- And "Where are those transmissions you intercepted?" he asks Antilles earlier. "Intercepted"? NOTHING was intercepted. Data was beamed from a storage facility to a Rebel Frigate and then hand-carried into the Tantive - at no point do the Rebels, nor certainly the Tantive crew, "intercept" anything.
- And "you are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor..." - DUH, dude! You were both just at a massive Rebels Vs Empire battle a few hours earlier and you SAW her ship take the plans and blast away from a Rebel Frigate. So yup - I THINK she might be "part of the Rebel Alliance."
- "I have traced the Rebel Spies to her..." really? Genius of the year award for you, Darth! You followed her DIRECTLY from a Rebel Frigate that was part of a Rebel/Empire battle a few hours earlier. Nice "tracing"!
- Even the whole iconic opening corridor battle of ANH is now diminished because it directly follows the Vader/saber fan-service scene - we now watch two "rebel corridor attacks" back to back.
Sitting at a table waiting for Han, Leia and Chewie to show up for tea is way different than going into a flagship by yourself and hacking all the blaster wielding troopers aboard it. You strawman postin, ad hominem makin' hooligan!
And oh yeah, the classic, "wellll, it IS the Tantive IV afterall, there could be others just like it. Vader is just pretending to be stupid!".
You ****ing prequel people and your fiction to make them make sense makes me sick. SICK. You guys twist the originals around to fit your little prequels when Star Wars has always been about Luke Skywalker and friends. Any deviance from that adventure, whether it's Attack of the Clones (with Lucas twisting the story and saying it's all about Anakin), Force Awakens (with Kathleen Kennedy twisting the story and saying it's all about Rey Rey) or Rogue One (a war movie that happens 10 mins before the real story lol) isn't Star Wars and should be viewed as illegitimate. You should be ashamed.
I bet you think the Jyn dolls are better than the Leia dolls too, and want to order a Jyn (imperial disguise) before Leia (Hoth). Disgusting.
Where's the last page that discusses this doll for those who don't want to engage in nerd virgin text stories. TIA
Where's the last page that discusses this doll for those who don't want to engage in nerd virgin text stories. TIA
Where's the last page that discusses this doll for those who don't want to engage in nerd virgin text stories. TIA
wtf I love the holiday special boba fett now
We already established in the Rogue One thread that I literally can't lose these debates, I can't! No amount of tag teaming will ever change that. And here you are, yet again coming back for more.
I like this Hoth Leia figure. Very nice work. Keep it up Hot Toys!
Chiming in fast kine though: I can see valid points on both sides of how RO affects ANH or how it can be explained. But I personally can just look past them and enjoy both movies.
I haven't seen Rogue One. Is it any good?
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