Bruce Wayne Keaton reminds me of Rob Schneider
Bbts- $500 usd. Omg.
People aren't saying the movie sucked per se, just that is doesn't hold ground in the current movies scene. No matter how much the fans deny it, the '89 batman is goofy compared to present superhero films.
1) Tim Burton.Please explain the goofy elements of the '89 film please?
I can only guess that Difabio and Maglor are being, at the very least, disingenuous with their positions. After all, why ignore what I write and instead assume something that I'm not saying?
The crux of the recent argument: I didn't say that Batman, the character, was whimsical, silly or campy in the Burton films. What I did say was that the movies, as a whole, were, including the two Burton didn't direct. Everything about each of those movies was over the top, and surreal. You can say they were somewhat dark, but what they had in color and circus-like theatrics far outshone anything gothic about them. Those are facts. I'm not arguing them. What I did was defend my own opinion of the costumes, like somehow I wasn't allowed to dislike them. Please don't try and turn this around now into something else.
If you do instead want to argue the merits of one movie over another (not what I've been attempting to do - AT ALL), then IMDB might be a better place for that.
I would've said Nolan's trilogy was the best representation if they hadn't lost so much focus on the character at the end. Now I just relegate it to just another chapter of the many interpretations of the dark knight. Which I'll also probably do to Affleck's Batman considering that is nothing but a cash grab. Nolan's trilogy had potential to end the franchise because no one could top it but he fumbled at the end and you're kidding yourself if you don't think we're gonna get another Batman/Superman movie in like 10 years max because this one isn't going to cut it
My god man, you do you realize that if Burton's movies were never made today's audience would still eat that stuff up? You're looking at it in hindsight and Nolan's version wouldn't exist if burton didn't come first1) Tim Burton.
2) They actually went with the pre-joker falling into the vat that bleaches his skin story. Even in the comic books they chose to make it unclear that this is actually the Joker's origin. (cuz it's goofy, even for the Joker)
3) Keaton sounds/looks goofy.
4) Batman's weapons look/move like plastic toys. (especially the batarang)
5) Joker museum dance group.
6) Everything is just goofy. (batwing, batmobile, batmobile's cheap looking armor, gotham actually looks like ****, etc) I understand the importance of staying true to the comic books. But like I said, it just won't hold ground for today's movie scene.
7)Nobody uses ab suits in superhero movies anymore. Specially on someone as weakly looking as Keaton.
And to reiterate, in light of everything I said. I don't think the movie "sucked". It just won't work for today's audience. (Given how much better the film industry has been getting, imagine if it were released in the 2000s, people would have so much lols the internet would explode.)
1) Tim Burton.
2) They actually went with the pre-joker falling into the vat that bleaches his skin story. Even in the comic books they chose to make it unclear that this is actually the Joker's origin. (cuz it's goofy, even for the Joker)
3) Keaton sounds/looks goofy.
4) Batman's weapons look/move like plastic toys. (especially the batarang)
5) Joker museum dance group.
6) Everything is just goofy. (batwing, batmobile, batmobile's cheap looking armor, gotham actually looks like ****, etc) I understand the importance of staying true to the comic books. But like I said, it just won't hold ground for today's movie scene.
7)Nobody uses ab suits in superhero movies anymore. Specially on someone as weakly looking as Keaton.
And to reiterate, in light of everything I said. I don't think the movie "sucked". It just won't work for today's audience. (Given how much better the film industry has been getting, imagine if it were released in the 2000s, people would have so much lols the internet would explode.)
1) Tim Burton.
2) They actually went with the pre-joker falling into the vat that bleaches his skin story. Even in the comic books they chose to make it unclear that this is actually the Joker's origin. (cuz it's goofy, even for the Joker)
3) Keaton sounds/looks goofy.
4) Batman's weapons look/move like plastic toys. (especially the batarang)
5) Joker museum dance group.
6) Everything is just goofy. (batwing, batmobile, batmobile's cheap looking armor, gotham actually looks like ****, etc) I understand the importance of staying true to the comic books. But like I said, it just won't hold ground for today's movie scene.
7)Nobody uses ab suits in superhero movies anymore. Specially on someone as weakly looking as Keaton.
And to reiterate, in light of everything I said. I don't think the movie "sucked". It just won't work for today's audience. (Given how much better the film industry has been getting, imagine if it were released in the 2000s, people would have so much lols the internet would explode.)
1) Tim Burton.
2) They actually went with the pre-joker falling into the vat that bleaches his skin story. Even in the comic books they chose to make it unclear that this is actually the Joker's origin. (cuz it's goofy, even for the Joker)
3) Keaton sounds/looks goofy.
4) Batman's weapons look/move like plastic toys. (especially the batarang)
5) Joker museum dance group.
6) Everything is just goofy. (batwing, batmobile, batmobile's cheap looking armor, gotham actually looks like ****, etc)
I understand the importance of staying true to the comic books. But like I said, it just won't hold ground for today's movie scene.
Nobody uses ab suits in superhero movies anymore. Specially on someone as weakly looking as Keaton.
And to reiterate, in light of everything I said. I don't think the movie "sucked". It just won't work for today's audience. (Given how much better the film industry has been getting, imagine if it were released in the 2000s, people would have so much lols the internet would explode.)
I dunno, towards the end there the Bale Batman got pretty damn goofy. I think the '89 Batman holds up on it's own feet.
The visual effects is of course, a different story with it's miniatures and matte paintings and all. Man, I really hope people don't do this to the original Robocop when that new one comes out. If I see any comments about how the original is "cheesy", "campy" or "goofy" compared to today I'll snap.
1) Tim Burton.
2) They actually went with the pre-joker falling into the vat that bleaches his skin story. Even in the comic books they chose to make it unclear that this is actually the Joker's origin. (cuz it's goofy, even for the Joker)
3) Keaton sounds/looks goofy.
4) Batman's weapons look/move like plastic toys. (especially the batarang)
5) Joker museum dance group.
6) Everything is just goofy. (batwing, batmobile, batmobile's cheap looking armor, gotham actually looks like ****, etc) I understand the importance of staying true to the comic books. But like I said, it just won't hold ground for today's movie scene.
7)Nobody uses ab suits in superhero movies anymore. Specially on someone as weakly looking as Keaton.
And to reiterate, in light of everything I said. I don't think the movie "sucked". It just won't work for today's audience. (Given how much better the film industry has been getting, imagine if it were released in the 2000s, people would have so much lols the internet would explode.)
Gave Batman black body armor, a sculpted cowl, black raccoon eyes, a grapple gun with a reel winch that attaches to the belt, a vault/armory, and metal gauntlets.
Gave Joker a scarred, wounded face. Had him be a part of the mob and later, destroy the mob.
All firsts that Nolan and Co. "borrowed." No "Burton Batman", means no "Nolan Batman". Did Burton introduce lame things? Sure. But so have all the other writers and story tellers.
No, that is the character's history.
He's always been permanently white with bleached skin since his debut in the 40s. The 50s introduced the chemical dip story. "Red Hood" has been around for decades. Even the praised one-shot, "Killing Joke" by Alan Moore uses the chemical dip origin. The highly acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series uses it as well.
So you're basically saying that every Joker is goofy . . . except the Heath Ledger Joker.
Because talking in a deep, ghostly whisper and hiding in the shadows is goofy compared to Bale's obnoxious and over the top cancer voice. A voice that he talks to himself in. Because constantly being a Napoleon Dynamitesqe mouth breather because your cowl is too tight isn't goofy.
Other than the Batarang, what other weapons look like toys? None of them.
Atleast his grapple gun was small, functional and compact. Toys? Really? The Bale grapple gun looks like a Nerf gun.
Don't even get me started about his "cape pack" or "light up eyes".
You get that one.
I still think it works in the context of the scene of him and his men defacing "beauty" and "art". It's not like they used "Batdance". Most 80s movies had soundtracks from music artists in them, that's not exactly a horrible quality to have.
The Batwing looks better than the Batlobster thing. I could actually buy the Batwing being able to fly as a personal jet as opposed to the Bat with it's big "arm canons" and clunky appearance.
The Batmobile?
Make a poll and see how many people prefer the '89 Batmobile over the "Tumbler". In fact, make a poll of how many people prefer the fantastic Adam West Batmobile. It'll win by a landslide every time.
Gotham looks like ****? Batman 1989 actually won an Academy Award for it's art design which includes the visuals, city, vehicles, etc. Anton Furst was praised for his direction and it was compared to the cities Blade Runner, Metropolis, etc. It took a helluva lot more work and creativity than simply traveling to Pittsburgh or Chicago or using green screen. They built the city by HAND. They made the streets, the stores, the theater, the Cathedral. Sure it was a couple of blocks long on a lot, but that's something to appreciate. Matte paintings were the BOMB, from Raider's government warehouse to Cloud City.
Batman 1989 wasn't "true to the comics". It was it's own thing, just like Schumacher and Nolan's interpretations were their own thing.
- They made Joker a crazed Mobster before the chemical dip
- They made Napier the killer of Wayne's parents and Joe Chill the robber
- Batman wears body armor instead of a leotard and tights
- Batman uses a grapple gun instead of a silk rope
- Batman wears black instead of blue/black and grey
- Joker got his face blown off and a plastic surgeon "fixes" it into a ghastly, hideous grin
- Alfred raised Bruce (during that time in the 80s, that wasn't the "canon". They had some uncle and Leslie Tompkins taking care of Bruce.
- Dent was black
(Cavill still got ripped though to be fair)
And who cares about the abs? A rubber muscle suit is a rubber muscle suit. Making it LOOK like armor doesn't make it any different, it's still the same concept of transforming the actor.
It does work.
So do all the other older films. That's why reboots, remakes, etc. are so looked down upon. The original Total Recall still trumps the remake, even with it's 80s effects and look. Same with Robocop (probably). Star Wars (the original, not Special Editions) is EXTREMELY dated with it's 70s hair styles, 70s effects, 70s everything but it STILL works.
Maybe if people looked at them for what they are in the context of when they were made (every thing is "of their time"), we wouldn't be having this argument. Modernity isn't always "better".
Now if all there was in Batman were 80s looking people and Prince songs galore, I'd agree with you. But that timeless 1930s/1940s look they went with in the city, with the art direction, with the vehicles, with the interior sets of the publishing building of the Gotham Globe, citizens in trenches and fedoras, MAKE it timeless.
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