How much younger a person can you date and not be a total perv

[thenammagazine]

I'd enjoy some time alone in a jumpy house with Jennifer Connelly.

Hell, I'd pay for that just to see you try to jump.

 

[devilof76]

I'd enjoy some time alone in a jumpy house with Jennifer Connelly.

I'd color with her in a restaurant too.

 

[FLOSI]

I'd color with her in a restaurant too.

Would you color with her in a moon bar?

 

[FLOSI]

Hell, I'd pay for that just to see you try to jump.

In high school I could dunk a Volleyball... Not a basketball though.

 

[devilof76]

Would you color with her in a moon bar?

Hell, yeah. I'd even kiss her if she had a mustache.

 

[The Mike]

So you wouldn't want to go to Jennifer Connelly's birthday party if she had a bouncie house?

 

[Voorhees27]

Yes ma'am! I'll behave!

btw I hope Edmonton gets a good young netminder and another solid D. Their team is looking mighty good towards the future.

I sure the hell hope so. I want the future to be now dammit!

All this time I thought Voorhees was a man.

Oh I am a man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

 

[thenammagazine]

In high school I could dunk a Volleyball... Not a basketball though.

pulling the net don't count.

 

[FLOSI]

pulling the net don't count.

That was 20 years ago! I honestly don't think I can even touch the net now.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

So you wouldn't want to go to Jennifer Connelly's birthday party if she had a bouncie house?

I WOULD!! I WOULD!! I'D GO TO THAT PARTY!!

I'd enjoy some time alone in a jumpy house with Jennifer Connelly.

As long as we bounce nekkid!

 

[Voorhees27]

Oh snap we're talking about Jennifer Connelly? Yes, i'd allow her to use my tongue as ass wipe

 

[ProgMatinee]

For meaningless sex 18 sounds right. For drinking and then meaningless sex 21. For a relationship, 21 years + 12 hours, which is adequate time to allow her hangover and morning after remorse to subside and then she comes to full realization how lucky she was that I remembered her name.


Thats so bad.

 

[a-dev]

Oh snap we're talking about Jennifer Connelly? Yes, i'd allow her to use my tongue as ass wipe

Thats hardcore that is^.

 

[thenammagazine]

That was 20 years ago! I honestly don't think I can even touch the net now.

<-- Never had a problem dunking in volley ball or basket ball though I despise the latter.

 

[ProgMatinee]

From the womb?

 

[The Mike]

Oh snap we're talking about Jennifer Connelly? Yes, i'd allow her to use my tongue as ass wipe

 

[crows]

Oh snap we're talking about Jennifer Connelly? Yes, i'd allow her to use my tongue as ass wipe

so you would literally eat her poopy? is that what Im reading here?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Oh snap we're talking about Jennifer Connelly? Yes, i'd allow her to use my tongue as ass wipe

 

[crows]

Better?

im seriously going to throw up

 

[thenammagazine]

From the womb?