Jurassic World (SPOILERS!)

[Jokes & Bats]

1. The mouthy kid at the digging site. Doesn't come off as genuine at all. Feels so contrived to me, the kid is just planted there with dialogue I just don't buy that he'd say, it's this big confrontational scene with the people cheesily parting to reveal the kid, I just think it's dumb. I don't even buy that Gran't offhand comments about the Raptors vertebrae being like a bird or whatever would illicit laughter. The whole thing is just so forced.

I read that people are suggesting the kid grew up to be Chris Pratt's character in the new film - hence the respect of raptors.

 

[Khev]

I read that people are suggesting the kid grew up to be Chris Pratt's character in the new film - hence the respect of raptors.

 

[DiFabio]

I read that people are suggesting the kid grew up to be Chris Pratt's character in the new film - hence the respect of raptors.

Just like the Feral kid from Road Warrior being Max in Fury Road.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I don't consider it a goof or a mistake per se, but being a fan of Muldoon, it always bugged me how he got killed.

Here we have a hunter that knows more about these animals than anyone. He's seen and followed them first hand. Yet, Grant, a Paleontologist, a ****ing bone digger, knows about raptor attack patterns and Muldoon doesn't? What Grant describes in the beginning to the fat kid is exactly what happens to Muldoon. How did he not see that coming? Muldoon was schooling Grant when they all first arrived, and yet, Muldoon didn't know that they hunt in packs of two and trick their prey?

It's probably just me being salty because even as a kid, Muldoon was one of my favorite characters.

No, you're right, it seems the outsiders were more familiar with the dinosaurs than all the JP workers when it was convenient. Nedry (seinfeld guy) is THE computer-expert of Jurassic Park. The guy some other company is paying to steal the Dino DNA because he knows them. He has been there for years probably. In his escape plan, he did not close the security system of the raptors because he knew how dangerous they were, so that shows that he knew the dinosaurs. But then, after his car accident, Nerdy comes face to face with a Dilophosaurus, and he doesn't start running away, because in the movie, the audience is introduced to the Dilophosaurus through the eyes of Nedry, but Nedry was already familiar with it, he has been working in Jurassic Park for a while, he knows which dinosaurs are dangerous, spit venom, etc. Why is he trying to play fetch with a carnivorous dinosaur that can spit venom like an Alien?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Just like the Feral kid from Road Warrior being Max in Fury Road.

Hey! The feral kid theory is possible!!

 

[Khev]

Why is he trying to play fetch with a carnivorous dinosaur that can spit venom like an Alien?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

...Smart people are dumb

 

[Khev]

One of the guys at Chronicle Collectibles said that this will be their first JW diorama but with little Raptor faces on the dollar bills:

 

[Khev]

Pratt Lego three-peat:

 

[Biojex]

Pratt Lego three-peat:

I'm playing lego jurassic World right now, and just recently had this revelation

Playing as lego Jeff Goldblum is the best. Especially since they use soundbites from the movie

 

[Scareb]

I'm playing lego jurassic World right now, and just recently had this revelation

Playing as lego Jeff Goldblum is the best. Especially since they use soundbites from the movie

Except for Lego Ellie Satler who sounds like she's having rough sex every time she punches something.

 

[secunda]

Hi guys,

Speaking of Lego and JP characters, just wondering could you help my Jurassic Park -project on LEGO Ideas? Main goal there is reach 10 000 supporters, after that project gets reviewed by Lego company and if they are interested the project may end up as the official product.

Set would include JP Explorer Tour car + Alan Grant, Ian Malcolm and Ellie Sattler minifigures. I know there are Jurassic World LEGO sets on the market right now, but personally I would like to see Lego minifigures from original 1993 movie too - in real form, not only in JP game. Since we already have Back to the Future and Ghostbusters sets, this would be natural continuation for Lego popculture series.

Link to the project:
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/84144

Please add your support - voting takes no longer than couple minutes! I would appreciate very much if you could spread the word and share a link to the project with your friends also.

Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqRcefX4j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUKLUEnR9c







Cheers,

 

[greygoose]

I'm glad you mentioned that one, where the hell was the goat supposed to be??

Crazy how the geography of the paddock changed so dramatically.

Some people never noticed it but once you do notice it you never forget. Still my top movie scene though.

 

[Irvy]

There was a diagram going around that tries to make sense of the rex paddock. Basically there's a narrow terraced hill running up to the feeding area at the fence and on either side of that is the moat dropoff where the car gets shunted

 

[jye4ever]

I always said that the main problem with Jaws was that it didn't have enough dinosaurs, and a guy trying to start up a park with dinosaurs and, uh, Jaws. And not enough Jeff Goldblum. Sure enough, the stars aligned and gave me the sequel that I insisted on years later.

BTW, I still haven't seen this new Jurassic Park, and probably won't until it's on DVD, but I will be seeing Jaws in the theater in a couple of weeks And I won't be seeing Genysys, but will see the Terminator on Wednesday

**** ****ty sequels, IMO.

JAWS needed... more teeth.

Damn, the one person I was hoping to bait and I got you 3 in the net instead.

Cuts net, throws you 3 back in

 

[Snake Plissken]

Now were bashing JP1 as inferior to the tripe that is JW... man this thread has really gone full retard.

 

[jye4ever]

I think the only bashing was one person saying they don't watch JP1 because it doesn't hold up with so many problems. (They're obviously wrong).

Everyone else was just pointing out one forced dialogue scene between Hammond and Ellie, the kid at the dig, Muldoon being slightly retarded and a geography lesson on the T-Rex scene.

I think most on here still prefer JP1 over JW though.

We were enjoying the famous quotes from the movie.

But JW was a really fun movie though.

 

[greygoose]

Now were bashing JP1 as inferior to the tripe that is JW... man this thread has really gone full retard.

Movie threads are at their best the first week after the movies release. Good times!

 

[Nuka Cola Kidd]

There was a diagram going around that tries to make sense of the rex paddock. Basically there's a narrow terraced hill running up to the feeding area at the fence and on either side of that is the moat dropoff where the car gets shunted

The only part that bothers me above the 1st movie. The continuity is so bad cause TO ME the car gets pushed off the same spot the T-rex emerges from.

 

[jye4ever]

The scene is too much fun and intense for any of that technicality BS to matter.

Spielberg crafted a great scene.

First time a high quality T-Rex is on the big screen and people are doing a land survey.