Eli26
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Over sensitive fatties.
Kevin Smith Too Fat to Fly
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Bamboota
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Eli...don't be mean now.
BadMoon
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I guess southwest will fly your bags for free but not your excess baggage. 
Eli26
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heh I love all peeps... it's the person inside that counts. Fat comes and goes, but _______s will always be _______s.
jinxx
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quadcent
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Or maybe 'I Am Legend'?
...one of us... one of us... one of us...
i just threw up in my mouth a bit.....
jinxx
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Looks good, actually..............Now I'm craving for poutine!
I have nothing against overweight folks. A few of them can't help it. The majority who can help it... well, that's their business and their prerogative.
But when your size begins to inconvenience others... prepare to deal with the consequences. Obese people should have to pay for 2 seats. I have to buy a second seat for my child, because I chose to have children. So you can buy a second seat for half your ass because you choose to eat 16 cheeseburgers every day. All's fair.
Now, Kevin Smith is a chubby fool... but he's really not THAT fat. So I think maybe the Southwest Airlines folks might have just watched "Clerks II" and that's why they didn't want him on their plane. That's probable cause, right?
But when your size begins to inconvenience others... prepare to deal with the consequences. Obese people should have to pay for 2 seats. I have to buy a second seat for my child, because I chose to have children. So you can buy a second seat for half your ass because you choose to eat 16 cheeseburgers every day. All's fair.
Now, Kevin Smith is a chubby fool... but he's really not THAT fat. So I think maybe the Southwest Airlines folks might have just watched "Clerks II" and that's why they didn't want him on their plane. That's probable cause, right?
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Poor fat bastard.
When the zombie apocalypse starts he is gonna be one of the first to die.
When the zombie apocalypse starts he is gonna be one of the first to die.
jinxx
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You have to overlooking him at this time of the month, Bam.
Ween, you're right about those seat measurements. 17" is not enough room to wiggle around!
Well....I listened to the Smodcast...and I can relate to some of his points.
I gotta a story that is sorta embarrassing for me, but I decided to share it with you guys anywayz...
This past November I was on a flight towards NYC (on coach obviously cuz I'm broke
When the plane landed and I was on my way to baggage claim....the kid comes up to me and start to chit chat about the flight and all that jazz.
All of a sudden where both at baggage claim and he asked me something completely out of he blue! He asked me:
"Are you happy with your weight?"
I was like...."Excuse me?"
He went on to ask me why I was so fat and all other kinds of stuff about my diet and work-out plan! His tone seemed sarcastic, as if it was a sophisticated way of making fun of me.
I got so mad (some of you that know me personally know that my temper isn't something you wanna mess with)....SO....I let rage over take me! I called him things that I didn't even know I was capable of saying. I dropped the F Bomb like a thousand times.
The dude was looking at me like he didn't expect that reaction. At one point, one of the guards (or airport workers) was looking at us in defense mode ready to break me apart from him.
The dude just took off after that.
I think I was so mad cuz 1.That's f_king rude, 2. That's none of his business, 3. I felt humiliated.
I know I'm overweight, and the people in the fitness thread can confirm that I'm working on getting fit, but like Kevin Smith saids "I'm not that overweight"....and I fit in an airplane seat perfectly.
I just think that this dude that was making fun of me just doesn't like fat people in general. Which unfortunately, I have to understand, but that doesn't give him the right to make fun of them, u know?
Everyone has a reason why they are overweight, some reasons are good, some reasons are bad, some reasons are even medical. So I don't think it's right to judge them. So I just wanted to share this experience with you guys cuz I know some of you here are great people and maybe will understand how hard it is to live in this "Skinny World" (like Kevin saids).
In conclusion, I just wanted to say F U Southwest and F U nerdy kid!
(((((BAM)))))
Karma will get that bastard one day, Bam.
F the haters too!
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Bam, I would totally do you in that big ol' booty!!!!
Ween, you're right about those seat measurements. 17" is not enough room to wiggle around!
And get some _______ in front of you who puts his seat back and you're a sardine!
Let's face it. Unless you can afford to fly 1st class or some other luxury class, you're going to be uncomforable. I've been in planes that were so tightly packed, I about had an anxiety attack!
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Does that mean you too.
Hell no, I'm quick as a fox! No zombie is gonna catch my ass. Unless of course they chase me for more than 100 yards or so, cause I slow down pretty fast
Hell no, I'm quick as a fox! No zombie is gonna catch my ass. Unless of course they chase me for more than 100 yards or so, cause I slow down pretty fast
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