Kids Say the Darndest Things

[devilof76]

That was a lot to take, but no, what put me sideways was that the two year old knew what a Predator was. It was just so bizarre.

 

[Darth Cruel]

That was a lot to take, but no, what put me sideways was that the two year old knew what a Predator was. It was just so bizarre.

LOL...It is amazing to me that these things don't give young kids nightmares. I mentioned in other posts about how when my son was 2-3 years old...his "Teddy Bear" was the big Queen Alien from the McFarlane Deluxe boxed set.

As a kid...I would not have been caught dead with a monster like that in bed with me at night.

Maybe in my toy box...but not in bed.

 

[AllisonAmy]

5 year old nephew: I want to ride motorcycles and have a motorcycle store when I grow up. And I want to be a spy.


6 year old niece: You rebel scum.

 

[devilof76]

 

[AllisonAmy]

Note to self: don't call the cat a "crackhead" in front of the 4 yr old

 

[AllisonAmy]

4 year old just asked if we could unbury our cat that died two years ago because she misses her.

 

[Darth Cruel]

4 year old just asked if we could unbury our cat that died two years ago because she misses her.

LOL...make sure you take her to the "Pet Cemetary" first.

 

[AllisonAmy]

I frequently watch House Hunters and House Hunters International. Now my 5 year old wants a house with a better view.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I frequently watch House Hunters and House Hunters International. Now my 5 year old wants a house with a better view.

Oh, hell...THIS was funny as it reminds me of the reason I and my wife chose this house over one that I thought to be a better deal.

I had another great one that I was going to post the other day and now i forgot what it was.

 

[AllisonAmy]

Be sure to post it when you remember.

 

[Darth Cruel]

This one is not funny, but I wanted to share it anyway.

My 6-year-old daughter took my by the hand last night and brought me outside so we could watch the sun set together.


I wonder if people who do not want children have the slightest idea of what they are missing.

 

[devilof76]

My three-year old niece said, "Boys aren't built right."

 

[AllisonAmy]

They're funny, too.




Yesterday Cassidy (4 yr old) told me she had the flea. I knew what she meant, but I asked her, anyway. She put her hand on her forehead. No honey, that is the "flu" and you don't have it.

 

[devilof76]

I once had the fleas.

 

[AllisonAmy]

It's because you didn't wash your hands good enough.

 

[devilof76]

It's because I'm furry and I could have chosen better places to sleep.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I just walked in to my son's bedroom and all three of my kids are playing with their Sideshow action figures...my 12-year-old son has Captain Rex, my 10-year-old daughter has Legolas, and my 6-year-old daughter has Yoda (none of that is relevant to the story).

I see a squirt bottle (windex bottle) filled with water on the floor and I told them..."whoever brought it in here, take it out! That has trouble written all over it!"

The 6-year old walks over, picks up the bottle (do you see it coming?), looks it over, and says..."Daddy, it doesn't have trouble written all over it!"

 

[Darth Cruel]

My kids just ran through the house with their school backpacks on and their toy airsoft guns chasing the cat, which had a toy backpack tied to it...and the kids were screaming about catching the suicide bomber before it was too late.

 

[thenammagazine]

My kids just ran through the house with their school backpacks on and their toy airsoft guns chasing the cat, which had a toy backpack tied to it...and the kids were screaming about catching the suicide bomber before it was too late.

Hopefully you won't find the poor cat in the garage, taped to the BBQ being waterboarded.

 

[devilof76]

Oh noes teh waterboarding!!!

Beats getting your head sawed off.