Viking Spawn
Super Freak
"Dear Zod,
I'm on this planet called Earth and I'd really like a job as a reporter but there's like 10,000 of them in the building where I'd like to work. Could you come here and help me kill them all in a way that looks like it isn't my fault?
K
Thx
Bye
P.S. I told them the Death Viper Serpent means 'Hope,' lol"