Many are embarassing themselves over TSA pat-downs

[Matt S]

Aside from people with legit medical conditions that should be handled with dignity and the upmost care, many are reacting in a way that you'd think their daughters are getting impregnated by little green aliens....!

People that complain about wanting to be safe are now complaining about security measures that are designed to keep em that way.

Wanna touch my junk and 'get arrested?' Please, that guy thought highly of himself.

I fly Friday and the idea of being concerned over my 'junk being touched' just makes me want to laugh....people get 'OUTRAGED' over stupid ____

The whole 'our freedoms are gone' argument is an emotional tool used to fire up the sheep, IMO.....i just roll my eyes every time I hear that one

This issue has just reminded me that Americans - has a collective whole - are sometimes an embarrasing lot....I wanna grab them and tell em to hang onto their dignity before opening their mouth are spewing ignorance.

Sorry, this issue has me a bit hot, but id rather not blow up 30,0000 feet up, LOL

 

[devilof76]

Indeed. People should shut the ____ up and take their dose.

 

[EVILFACE]

I have no problem walking through the scanner, but I for sure don't want some unknown dude touching my junk.

 

[ProgMatinee]

Its all about drawing a line. If it was left to the TSA they'd be ok with asking everyone to remove their cloths completely and having you walk through a guantlent of 100 glaring people checking every crevis of your body.

 

[BadMoon]

And whats even more funny is that people that have to do this could have walked through a simple scanner.

In my area people are planning a protest this Wednesday (The busiest travel day of the year) at our airport. That should make travelers extremely happy!

 

[devilof76]

Its all about drawing a line. If it was left to the TSA they'd be ok with asking everyone to remove their cloths completely and having you walk through a guantlent of 100 glaring people checking every crevis of your body.

That's what I'm gunning for. All-nude transcontinental.

 

[BadMoon]

That's what I'm gunning for. All-nude transcontinental.

I would settle for some of the hotties on soul plane.

 

[devilof76]

Would the old ladies and fat guys ruin that? I don't know...we'll just have to try it out and see how well the sheep obey.

 

[ProgMatinee]

With the rate of hotness in America, I don't think its worth the trade off to see 1 hottie and 200 fat ass pasties, unless I'm flying to Vegas or Miami or Texas.

I've been on flights to Vegas where I was sure the girls on the plane were heading there to strip. And George HW Bush airport is the best airport in the world for hot women.

 

[devilof76]

Flying makes me nervous. The presence of even one beautiful, bare, young breast in the same plane as me would do wonders for my disposition. It would shine like a beacon in the darkness of lesser physiques.

Or not. There is the fact that hairy, fat, psoriatic old guys will be uncontrollably turned on by all the naked 16-30 year old skirt they're surrounded by. Imagine getting stuck in a middle seat between two of those. All hope would be lost, and I'd be willing to blow up the damned plane myself.

I think they're heading down the wrong road.

 

[Darth Waller]

I've been on flights to Vegas where I was sure the girls on the plane were heading there to strip. And George HW Bush airport is the best airport in the world for hot women.

I concur!

 

[Crimsonbob]

You should have the option of choosing which hot lady you want touching your junk, and women can choose from hot guys as well. It seems only fair right

 

[Khev]

Sorry, this issue has me a bit hot, but id rather not blow up 30,0000 feet up, LOL

Indeed. If only there was some common denominator between all terrorists that have ever tried to blow up a plane that would allow for less extreme screening measures....

 

[user 1190]

Try being someone who does 100K+ miles a year, and hearing all this crap for last week or so. I have no real issue with the body scanners, really I only don't like them because you have make sure you pull every little piece of paper out of your pockets. Past that I could care if they can see some f'ed up xray nude image of me. Yeah the next month and half are going to be insane, and I can only imagine how many people don't get to fly when they try to pull a power trip on TSA (some will get themselves arrested). If you don't like it take a train or drive and get there in 5 days instead of 5 hours.

 

[Matt S]

Easy solution for all of this: have smoking hot woman check the guys and hot guys check the women...its a 'win-win'


Not sure what DFW has now - but if its the scanners, just point me the direction already.....I'll suck in the gut and cross with a smile on my face

 

[devilof76]

I wonder if the TSA will be asked to leave if airlines lose business to the railways.

Indeed. If only there was some common denominator between all terrorists that have ever tried to blow up a plane that would allow for less extreme screening measures....

 

[carbo-fation]

I have no problem walking through the scanner, but I for sure don't want some unknown dude touching my junk.

That's how I feel about this. There's gotta be a better of doing this. Maybe hot girls in bikinis patting down guys.

 

[carbo-fation]

Indeed. If only there was some common denominator between all terrorists that have ever tried to blow up a plane that would allow for less extreme screening measures....

Racial profiling. Of course!!

 

[devilof76]

So the common denominator is racial? That's not the impression I got.

 

[carbo-fation]

Then what is the common denominator? Religion?