Saw it last night, extremely mediocre across the board.
First thing I have to get off my chest, what is it with all this love for Michael Keaton? Can people be honest? The guy is barely in the movie, he's not even remotely close to being a great villain, he has zero memorable scenes, not even anything memorable action wise, his performance was on par with just about ever other MCU villain actor. All I can say is unlike most other MCU villains, his plight resonated with me, that's really it. Nothing about the character or performance was in any way special or unique. I cringed when he killed Shocker which I'm assuming is his first murder ever, and he just acts like it's another day at the office, but then again this is an MCU flick so of course this movie can't focus on some realistic reactions to darker moments, everything is just blown off by a joke. I understand people like his Batman, and Beetlejuice was fantastic, but be honest people, the blind fanboy love that guy gets is pretty sickening.
On to Tom Holland, I really enjoyed him in the role, he's a far better Spider-Man/Peter Parker than Andrew Garfield, and would certainly rate him higher, he probably is the best live action Spider-Man to date if you compare him to the comics, but Toby is still number one in my book. Holland overdid the whole teenager thing in my book and at times came off more like a 10 year old. Everything that came out of his mouth was "woah, super cool, that's awesome!" Etc... I felt like I was watching a caricature of a teenager, his performance never felt real to me. I loved his chemistry with Aunt May though, and while she didn't have a lot of screen time I think Marisa is probably the best aunt May to date.
Surprisingly I also liked the new Flash, I thought the kid playing him had some of the funniest lines in the movie, and came off more as a real bully in this day and age, especially for a highschool in Manhattan. The rest of the supporting cast were absolutely forgettable and cliche.
I'm a fan of Bokeem Woodbine, he's been in a ton of stuff but he was just fodder in this movie, I actually wish he was the shocker to die because the white bearded shocker actually had a ton of charisma and personality, he was actually more interesting than Bokeem and Michael Keaton combined, shame we won't see him again.
Hands down the worst action from a Spider-Man movie to date. The Raimi trilogy action absolutely smokes this, the swinging also seemed like a major step down compared to previous Spider-Man films. The CGI was abysmal as well. The final battle with Vulture also ranks up there with one of the worst final battles I've seen in a superhero movie ever, this was even worse than Cap vs Red Skull on that jet, anticlimactic, rushed, and unoriginal.
Liked Tony Stark in this a lot, I got shades of Tony Stark from Iron Man 1 in this. Downey had just enough screen time to not be annoying. This has been the first time I liked seeing Downey as Stark since IM1.
Overall, this was a mediocre movie, absolutely forgettable, I can't see myself ever watching this again. Extremely inferior to the first two Raimi films, and I would say it's about on par with the first Amazing Spider-Man. It seemed focus on only two things, world building, and showing Spider-Man in unusual circumstances, there was barely a story, subpar villains, subpar supporting cast, horrible action, and this was basically another origin film. I liked Holland, Flash, Stark, and the Captain America cameos were great.
6/10 in my book which is the same score I gave The Amazing Spider-Man.
I would rate the Sony Spider-Men like this:
Toby
Holland
Garfield
I'd like to see Holland act like more of a human being in the next film (if I watch it) and not a cartoon.
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