Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

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I can't believe this made as much as it did. Especially after reading that some oversea countries pulled it from theaters after the 1st day due to it's content...

Wonder if good ole Disney is/was buying out seats at empty showings again? :monkey3
If you look at total box office for all MCU movies, it certainly doesn't go by best to worst in quality. Fast and Furious and Transformers prove that point. People just want the spectacle.
I want to know TWO things:

1) what was the BEST thing/scene in Eternitals?

2) what was the WORST thing in Eternitals?
Best thing is Arishem. The scale is awesome. I hope we get a lot of Galactus like that, but of course Galactus is like 1/12 scale of Arishem.

Worst is the unneeded dude smooch. Clearly in your face. To be fair, the Sersi/Ikaris "*** scene" was totally unnecessary too. They get married, we get it. Why didn't we get Rogers plowing tig bits to Johnny B. Goode? Total sensationalism to get people talking to market the movie.
 
Wait, so Pip The Troll is in this??

All any article talks about was Eros/Starfox. Ooh....aaaah. Who gives a f*** about him. How many people even know/care who he is? He's about as well known as all of the Eternals. He's a big deal just because he was Thanos' brother.

But Pip?? Now I just want to see the end credit scene to see him. :lol Was he really that bad looking? He'll be the new Rocket.
 
Wait, so Pip The Troll is in this??

All any article talks about was Eros/Starfox. Ooh....aaaah. Who gives a f*** about him. How many people even know/care who he is? He's about as well known as all of the Eternals. He's a big deal just because he was Thanos' brother.

But Pip?? Now I just want to see the end credit scene to see him. :lol Was he really that bad looking? He'll be the new Rocket.
Couldn't see with what I was viewing, but reddit posts were trashing it hard, even with people liking the film. Probably a quarter of the box office is girls who want to see Harry Styles who plays Eros.

Found a YT clip:
 
Jesus H....


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Couldn't see with what I was viewing, but reddit posts were trashing it hard, even with people liking the film. Probably a quarter of the box office is girls who want to see Harry Styles who plays Eros.

Found a YT clip:

Thanks for finding that. Hard to see and hear. But Starfox looks terrible. 😆
 
So no cameos whatsoever from any canon characters?
Nope, all new characters. Which makes you wonder why they reference Spider-man, Avengers, Cap, Iron Man - oh, right, trailer marketing.
 
Awesome. As canon as Agents of SHIELD or Netflix Iron Fist then, lol.
I like the big name cosmic characters, but Eternals are not it. I was open to them winning me over like GOTG, but sadly the trailer was the beginning of the end.
 
Hey, the only actor from this movie I have any interest in is Gemma Chan. I like her... but in everything I've seen her in, she's a might boring. Pretty but boring. Glad to hear she's good.

I still don't think I could sit thru this though.
IDK, you could have watched the whole thing and formed your own opinions in the amount of time you guys have spent quizzing Matticus and digesting his views. :lol You might even interpret a few things in the movie somewhat differently than he did.
 
IDK, you could have watched the whole thing and formed your own opinions in the amount of time you guys have spent quizzing Matticus and digesting his views. :lol You might even interpret a few things in the movie somewhat differently than he did.
In my best Neimodian voice ''This is outrageous! I object to The Buffinator's statements!''
 
That made me laugh out loud.

The whole movie sounds like a mess. I know a lot of people here want to like it and are starving for their usual diet of MCU... but I've also been around here long enough to know that they will almost all come around to disliking this film by next year... or as soon as a good movie comes along that they can be excited about.

Anybody who says they are seeking refuge from violence in Chicago is just trolling or being dishonest for political purposes

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IDK, you could have watched the whole thing and formed your own opinions in the amount of time you guys have spent quizzing Matticus and digesting his views. :lol You might even interpret a few things in the movie somewhat differently than he did.
3 things I need to do myself..

1. Wash my own underwear
2. Raise my kid
3. Watch my own movies
 
IDK, you could have watched the whole thing and formed your own opinions in the amount of time you guys have spent quizzing Matticus and digesting his views. :lol
Well sure but why should we at this point? Post EG I'm sure I would have been there opening night on the logo alone.

But post WV/FATWS/Loki with a lame cast, lame trailers, lame premise and crappy wokeness hell no.
 
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