Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Skywalker(OG)Kush]

Just looks like Megan fox as megan fox to me.
Forgettable as usual.

Then again, i guess it depends on what version of April they go for.

MB is obsessed wit Megan fox because she gave the best head (and was probably great in bed) to land a role. He is on a mission to find any girl that looks like her to fill the void. Looks like he found a winner here, one thing we know for sure is that she gives good head!!!! He doesn't care if they can act!!!!

 

[greygoose]

I just hope the turtles look good and the actors playing them aren't ****!

Is Shredder in this?

 

[lerath666]

Someone made some interesting comentary about bay a while ago.. that is, his work actualy does have a deeper meaning.

That being, he views all humanity as contemptable, and worthy of scorn. This is apperently highlighted, and supported in Pain and Gain.

 

[Deckard]

I really don't even know what to say at this point, like a Louie C.K. sketch I just find myself making noises that indicate dissapointment and can't even gather a coherant thought to summarize how sad it is that MB and Megan Fox are in some way involved with anything.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

this and superman scares me a bit

 

[lerath666]

I just hope the turtles look good and the actors playing them aren't ****!

Is Shredder in this?

No idea. Depends on how true to the comic they wanna go. Becuase in the comic, Shredder wasn't all that big a deal, and eventualy dies....sorta

this and superman scares me a bit

you and me both

 

[Project_A]

 

[greygoose]

Errrrrrrr....

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Nice!!! Michael bay is all set an ready to ruin another one of my childhood memories. People hate George Lucas for this but MB is the real villain of the story!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm praying Akroyd doesn't lose the license to Ghostbuster to this clown...

God, I hope he doesn't read this forum, and i just didn't give anyone with money an idea....

 

[CelticPredator]

Why the **** would Michael Bay want Ghostbusters?

 

[greygoose]

Why the **** would Michael Bay want Ghostbusters?

Transformers, TMNT...why not Ghostbusters?

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Why the **** would Michael Bay want Ghostbusters?

Why did he want TMNT? I don't recall the turtles blowing something up every 5 seconds...

 

[CelticPredator]

Because it's not a child's toy series.

 

[CelticPredator]

Why did he want TMNT? I don't recall the turtles blowing something up every 5 seconds...

Because they make money. And i'm getting sick of everyone being wrong about who's making this film.

The mother ****er who did Battle LA, Darkness Falls, and Wrath of the Titans is making this movie. Bay is just the producer. He's leaving him alone. The only thing he probably did was fix the Turtles back to being mutants due to fan outcry, and adding Megan Fox.

Jesus. Bay hate is even more cliched and nonsensical then his movies are.

 

[greygoose]

Because they make money. And i'm getting sick of everyone being wrong about who's making this film.

The mother ****er who did Battle LA, Darkness Falls, and Wrath of the Titans is making this movie. Bay is just the producer. He's leaving him alone. The only thing he probably did was fix the Turtles back to being mutants due to fan outcry, and adding Megan Fox.

Jesus. Bay hate is even more cliched and nonsensical then his movies are.

I like Armageddon & Bad Boys II. The first Transfomers film was great to see in the cinema and was fresh and new. TF2 was terrible and the third was OK, it had some great action scenes but both followed the same crappy structure of a cool intro followed by an hours worth of bad humour and crappy story.

As much as everyone say's Bay is only the producer, casting Megan Fox as April shows who is making the big decisions on TMNT.

 

[Project_A]

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Because they make money. And i'm getting sick of everyone being wrong about who's making this film.

The mother ****er who did Battle LA, Darkness Falls, and Wrath of the Titans is making this movie. Bay is just the producer. He's leaving him alone. The only thing he probably did was fix the Turtles back to being mutants due to fan outcry, and adding Megan Fox.

Jesus. Bay hate is even more cliched and nonsensical then his movies are.

When was the last time the turtles made money? I admit the animated movie was actually pretty good, but it flopped at the box office, hence this upcoming monstrosity. And if Bay is leaving this alone how did his #1 pin up girl land the lead? We all know it wasn't due to her impressive work in Transformers or Jennifer's Body...

 

[CelticPredator]

Did you not read what I said? I just said that was his involvement. He's never been a hands on producer. He'll come when you need his help, but he's not going to stand in your way.

 

[Deckard]

Because it's not a child's toy series.

When both Ghostbusters and Turtles figures came out in the late 80s, early 90s they were the most popular things on the shelves by far. The Ghostbusters line was gigantic and had tons and tons of merch and tie ins everywhere to go along with the Real Ghostbusters cartoon. Now granted it's not as relevant anymore but in the 80s the GB toy lines were just as big money makers as Transformers and Turtles easily.

When was the last time the turtles made money? I admit the animated movie was actually pretty good, but it flopped at the box office, hence this upcoming monstrosity. And if Bay is leaving this alone how did his #1 pin up girl land the lead? We all know it wasn't due to her impressive work in Transformers or Jennifer's Body...

what? The turtles toys were the highest sellers this past summer, they couldn't keep them on the shelves. The current cartoon is huge and quite good. It's already been greenlit for a 3rd (20+episodes each) season and they haven't finished the first.

 

[CelticPredator]

I like Armageddon & Bad Boys II. The first Transfomers film was great to see in the cinema and was fresh and new. TF2 was terrible and the third was OK, it had some great action scenes but both followed the same crappy structure of a cool intro followed by an hours worth of bad humour and crappy story.

As much as everyone say's Bay is only the producer, casting Megan Fox as April shows who is the decison maker behind TMNT.

The Transformers films are terrible. But there are far worse directors out there. And Pain and Gain was pretty good. Maybe OK to most. But no one gave it a chance because of their awful bais.

I'm not a giant Paul WS Anderson fan...i'll even say I dislike most of his work. But Death Race was a fun film. Even as a fan of the original, it was really entertaining. He did a good job. I hate the Resident Evil flicks. But so what.

I'll give credit where credit is due.

And because one decision was made, doesn't mean everything else is Bay's call.