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Without reading through the 400 posts and spoilers i would like opinions on whether or not I could take my 5 yr old. I know dusty's review earlier stated that she didnt think it would be a good idea. He liked LOTR and that had well a decent amount of violence. Is that why it got the pg-13 or is there alot of swearing as well? I'd rather him not hear or see any of it, but he really wants to see it. The way they market the toys through burger king is not helping either. Majority wins. I'll check back in awhile.. Thanks fella's
 
praxitas said:
Without reading through the 400 posts and spoilers i would like opinions on whether or not I could take my 5 yr old. I know dusty's review earlier stated that she didnt think it would be a good idea. He liked LOTR and that had well a decent amount of violence. Is that why it got the pg-13 or is there alot of swearing as well? I'd rather him not hear or see any of it, but he really wants to see it. The way they market the toys through burger king is not helping either. Majority wins. I'll check back in awhile.. Thanks fella's
I took all three of my kids (4, 7 and 13) and they all LOVED it. It's not as intense as LOTR violence-wise and even the swearing is mild.

TAKE HIM! :rock
 
I would take him to see it. I'll be honest, some humans die. But nothing we see out right. You just assume, but it's a safe and good assumption that they died. Unless they are super human. Like when Megatron tosses a car, or when an explosion engulfs a group of people. That sort of thing, but nothing that shows actual deaths, blood, or anything explicit of that kind of nature. Also, the sexual references and innuendoes in the movie are done so much in a way they go over a kid's head, yet the adults will get it instantly. Also, you may hear the word, rhymes with "chit" a couple times. But nothing your kid probably hasn't heard already. I mean as in television or from other outside sources. Definitely tame by most movie standards that are rated PG-13.

Besides, any of the aforementioned things your kid will easily forget, because most kids have short attention spans (I hope so, because I sure did and I don't want to feel alone), and with all the cool Transformers and action sequences surrounding them, mainly that will be cemented in your child's memory for years to come.
 
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SideshowDusty said:
Oh yeah? *does some extra sit-ups* :rotfl

So, is Megan Fox going to be at SDCC too? That would get some more of you guys coming, I'd expect ;)


Ohh I am sure I'll be skewered for this but I'd prefer Rachel Taylor, who played Maggie the IT geek any day over Megan Fox, just something about her doesn't sit right... though I'd have to pick my wife of course :rotfl



Evan
 
Jair said:
Ohh I am sure I'll be skewered for this but I'd prefer Rachel Taylor, who played Maggie the IT geek any day over Megan Fox...
Not at all, she was gorgeous too, but overshadowed by Megan.
 
praxitas said:
Without reading through the 400 posts and spoilers i would like opinions on whether or not I could take my 5 yr old. I know dusty's review earlier stated that she didnt think it would be a good idea. He liked LOTR and that had well a decent amount of violence. Is that why it got the pg-13 or is there alot of swearing as well? I'd rather him not hear or see any of it, but he really wants to see it. The way they market the toys through burger king is not helping either. Majority wins. I'll check back in awhile.. Thanks fella's

The violence in the film is so a non-issue IMO. There's a lewd gesture at one point (nothing too bad), some juvinielle jokes but I don't think anything a younger child can't handle (unless you're really trying to keep them as pure as possible). I would say the one down side to the film for a child would be the length. Your child sat through LOTR so I'm thinking the length will be a non-issue as well. I had some small children that sat around me when I saw the movie on Wednesday and they BORED after an hour.
 
Jair said:
Ohh I am sure I'll be skewered for this but I'd prefer Rachel Taylor, who played Maggie the IT geek any day over Megan Fox, just something about her doesn't sit right... though I'd have to pick my wife of course :rotfl



Evan

She was nice, I'd take her and Megan together :D
 
Well, I had to go see what all the buzz was about! :) I'm pretty anti-Michael Bay, but I will say this is his best movie by far.

Honestly, I probably wouldn't have checked this out if my buddy didn't drag me to it, but I did really enjoy myself. (the theater was PACKED and everyone was going wild...that surprised me) For me, someone who isn't versed in Transformers lore, it was just 'good'. I did very much like some of the action sequences, but for me, the more interesting thing was seeing giant robots just chilling and chatting with each other. :D I think that was effective and cheesy-cool!

Shia LaBeouf was the best part of the film for me....and that's probably because I know he's a key player in Indy 4! hahah. I was surprised he was so good. natural, funny...under Speilberg's direction, he oughta play out fine in the new Indy film. He definitely has similar features to a young Ford too. back to this movie, though. :) I thought he did a really good job. he's the only character I had any connection with, (other than the ogling I did when Megan Fox showed up :) whew... )

it's definitely thrilling audiences... the crowd went wild and even applauded the movie. (which is always fun to witness) For me, it was a fun movie, but just as forgettable as any other Bay movie. but I'm not versed in the Transformers cartoons

I think Ratatouille beats these robots though..am I alone in that? I know they're two entierely different films...but I loved that flick
Trev
 
Finally manage to watch the Transformer lstnite. OMG it was awesome :bouncin :mexwave :bouncin . THe casts was great (humans and the CGI. They really manage to inject all the individual traits of all the bots!! Thats so awesome.), Storyline and plot, action and humour, its all there. IN short, a great Transformer movie. Give me goose bumps hearing the sound of the bots transform and Optimus saying "Autobots, roll out!". Keep looking at cars at the carpark after the movie, waiting for them to transform anytime :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
 
Just got back.Some things were lacking(decepticons coulda been in it a tad more etc. and some of the humor i didn't like AT ALL....but some i did)All in all a good popcorn movie i liked it and was very entertained!!!(my 5 yr old girl loved it)

7/10:cool:
 
Hey Dek Dave if transformers didn't wow you, at least you have this to look forward to:
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Sorry, I don't watch lame comedies. Had I known Transformers was a comedy I would have stayed home.
 
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