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The Shallows. 6.5/10.
I love shark movies and documentaries. This one was entertaining, but nothing spectacular stood out. The final death scene was pretty original as far as shark movies go.
 
The Shallows. 6.5/10.
I love shark movies and documentaries. This one was entertaining, but nothing spectacular stood out. The final death scene was pretty original as far as shark movies go.

I want to see this one. I haven't enjoyed a shark movie since Deep Blue Sea and the trailer at least looks like the movie is well shot. Plus, Lively in a bikini.
 
Cars wasn't great, but it wasn't lazy. Cars 2 I never bothered with and nobody's given me any reason to. You're right about TGD, it was just... bland.

But Finding Dory was just rubbish, I thought it was one-dimensional, contrived and uninspired. My list of Pixar Dog's Breakfast nominations are:

Finding Dory
Monsters University
The Good Dinosaur
Cars
..and Cars 2 if I ever saw it.

Cars 2 is by far the worst Pixar movie ever. Don't waste your time watching it. Good list though, haven't seen Dory yet. Probably won't be good though.
 
Cars 2 is by far the worst Pixar movie ever. Don't waste your time watching it. Good list though, haven't seen Dory yet. Probably won't be good though.

Plenty of people like Finding Dory it seems. I was irritated by it from the outset though.

Zootopia

Worth it for the DMV sequence alone/10
 
I actually enjoyed it more than a lot of the Argento stuff I've seen. The story was relatively coherent! But the vibe and gore definitely tipped is hat to those guys. I like slow burn horror movies in general.
 
I tried to give 'NOAH' a chance the other night because it was on TV.

Fell asleep / 10.

I got about 15mins in I think, & was actually laughing at it.. till I dozed off. The early PS3 graphics inspired 'vision' , the Assassin's Creed outfit Russell was sporting, the giant Trank Ben Grimms, the armadillo Bambi, Anthony Hopkins playing Anthony Hopkins, Russell playing Russell.. hngghnfffgh.

Maybe I should give it another chance, because I'm a big fan of Jennifer Connelly, & never got to see Emma Watson do anything yet.
 
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Independence Day Resurgence CRAP out of 10. Do yourself a favour in keep your cash in your wallets for this one folks.. :slap
 
Event Horizon - 2/10

Oh hell is a place of gore and mutilation, how spooky ooooh, I haven't seen that one before.
Oh interplanetary crew doesn't have the slightest resemblance of protocol or procedure, scientific or otherwise.

This was a waste of time, blergh.

Some interesting, even if unoriginal ideas, I feel like if this was a book, written by a smarter, more educated and more creative person, would be fantastic, but, as is, it apes left and right from brilliant stuff, like any number of vastly superior sci-fi and horror works, without being as successful as those works, I could make a list but it'd be long, but not hard to pin-point said influences, you'll find stuff that ranges from Arthur C. Clarke to Clive Barker.

I went with open arms into this movie, ready to say "it's the first good Paul Anderson movie I've seen", but nope.

I've heard this is considered a "cult classic"? :slap, this is an insult to both sci-fi and horror, but maybe I misinterpreted that and it's supposed to be a "so bad it's good" example, but I don't take sci-fi lightly, sci-fi is meant to teach us stuff, but if it's only cheap entertainment, that's why we have sci-fantasy, don't lower sci-fi to this, this has more to do with Jason X than actual sci-fi, but the insult here is that this tries to be sci-fi...

No remarkable themes, subtext to mention, no depth.

Script is terrible, sets are ok, performances go from ok, to underacted, to terrible, cinematography feels like the work of a novice sci-fi fan, who doesn't understand why sci-fi is cool, even if there's some (probably random) merit to some parts of the movie, cgi is dated but practical effects and composite are mostly very good.... blaaargh, whatever, this is as far as I go :lol I know, ****** review, but ****** movie.
 
Event Horizon - 2/10

Oh hell is a place of gore and mutilation, how spooky ooooh, I haven't seen that one before.
Oh interplanetary crew doesn't have the slightest resemblance of protocol or procedure, scientific or otherwise.

This was a waste of time, blergh.

Some interesting, even if unoriginal ideas, I feel like if this was a book, written by a smarter, more educated and more creative person, would be fantastic, but, as is, it apes left and right from brilliant stuff, like any number of vastly superior sci-fi and horror works, without being as successful as those works, I could make a list but it'd be long, but not hard to pin-point said influences, you'll find stuff that ranges from Arthur C. Clarke to Clive Barker.

I went with open arms into this movie, ready to say "it's the first good Paul Anderson movie I've seen", but nope.

I've heard this is considered a "cult classic"? :slap, this is an insult to both sci-fi and horror, but maybe I misinterpreted that and it's supposed to be a "so bad it's good" example, but I don't take sci-fi lightly, sci-fi is meant to teach us stuff, but if it's only cheap entertainment, that's why we have sci-fantasy, don't lower sci-fi to this, this has more to do with Jason X than actual sci-fi, but the insult here is that this tries to be sci-fi...

No remarkable themes, subtext to mention, no depth.

Script is terrible, sets are ok, performances go from ok, to underacted, to terrible, cinematography feels like the work of a novice sci-fi fan, who doesn't understand why sci-fi is cool, even if there's some (probably random) merit to some parts of the movie, cgi is dated but practical effects and composite are mostly very good.... blaaargh, whatever, this is as far as I go :lol I know, ****** review, but ****** movie.

:rotfl

I honestly don't remember anything about the movie, but your sentiment does seem to be the same as what I felt after watching the movie back in the 90's. It's one of the few films I recall viscerally hating, while some of my friends at the time thought it wasn't bad. :dunno
 
Event Horizon - 2/10

Oh hell is a place of gore and mutilation, how spooky ooooh, I haven't seen that one before.
Oh interplanetary crew doesn't have the slightest resemblance of protocol or procedure, scientific or otherwise.

This was a waste of time, blergh.

Some interesting, even if unoriginal ideas, I feel like if this was a book, written by a smarter, more educated and more creative person, would be fantastic, but, as is, it apes left and right from brilliant stuff, like any number of vastly superior sci-fi and horror works, without being as successful as those works, I could make a list but it'd be long, but not hard to pin-point said influences, you'll find stuff that ranges from Arthur C. Clarke to Clive Barker.

I went with open arms into this movie, ready to say "it's the first good Paul Anderson movie I've seen", but nope.

I've heard this is considered a "cult classic"? :slap, this is an insult to both sci-fi and horror, but maybe I misinterpreted that and it's supposed to be a "so bad it's good" example, but I don't take sci-fi lightly, sci-fi is meant to teach us stuff, but if it's only cheap entertainment, that's why we have sci-fantasy, don't lower sci-fi to this, this has more to do with Jason X than actual sci-fi, but the insult here is that this tries to be sci-fi...

No remarkable themes, subtext to mention, no depth.

Script is terrible, sets are ok, performances go from ok, to underacted, to terrible, cinematography feels like the work of a novice sci-fi fan, who doesn't understand why sci-fi is cool, even if there's some (probably random) merit to some parts of the movie, cgi is dated but practical effects and composite are mostly very good.... blaaargh, whatever, this is as far as I go :lol I know, ****** review, but ****** movie.

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The Substitute

The Substitute 2: School's out

Both are terrible films. I liked them. Very entertaining. 3/10


The Substitute 3: Winner takes All

The Substitute 4: Failure is Not an Option

Very boring and not as good as part one and two. They don't live up to their tittles. 1/10
 
:rotfl

I honestly don't remember anything about the movie, but your sentiment does seem to be the same as what I felt after watching the movie back in the 90's. It's one of the few films I recall viscerally hating, while some of my friends at the time thought it wasn't bad. :dunno
I don't think I viscerally hated it, I was prepared to be entertained, this movie had me on its side from the beginning cause I'm a sucker for sci-fi, but sci-fi/horror? Bring it!

But oh boy oh boy, minute by minute, cringe by cringe I gave one step away from it, of all the stuff this movie apes from, it doesn't succeed in anything.

I feel bad for Sam Neill, I could tell he was kinda into it, or maybe he's just that much of a professional.


Please please please don't tell me you like this, not after you hated Interstellar :pray: :lol
 
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