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Dunkirk

Elegantly constructed and beautifully shot, overbearing Zimmer score and forgettable characters/10
 
The Running Man - 8.5/10

Murder on the Orient Express (second viewing) - 7/10
I fell asleep for a good half hour in the theater. It picks up near the end.
 
Alien Covenant 6/10 One thing that was great was the alien xeno looked much better. I have no idea where else you could go with this story though. A lot still to process.

Doctor Strange 7/10 Liked it more than I though I would. BC was great in it. Solid flick.
 
Darkest Hour

Enjoyable Oscar-bait war-time biopic, overladen with visual metaphors and one-note characters, nearly undone by a truly awful train carriage scene but redeemed by great performances by Oldman and Mendelsohn/10
 
Baby Driver 4/10

Entertaining enough, but why the hell this movie focuses on that boring uncharismatic twit of a character instead of, seriously, ANY of the other characters is beyond me. The high-calibre acting of the supporting actors just amplifies how lame "Baby" is by comparison.

The only reason to watch this is for Jon Hamm and Lily James. You will root for them,
and you will end up hating "Baby" Ansel Elgort (that's not a name, it's a bad scrabble hand)by the end of it.

Every 5 minutes you have another character pointing out how unique and interesting and talented and quirky "Baby" is. Or telling us how he's a good kid, or that his heart isn't in the game. This is because "Baby" himself is expressionless, and bland as hell. He could have been replaced with a bag of flour wearing sunglasses for most of the movie.

I seriously hate this actor now, and it's the only thing I've seen him in.

Although, this movie has helped me figure out who I would cast as Bruce Wayne to match my dream casting of Eddie Redmayne as The Joker.
Jon Hamm. Somebody write some letters, this would totally work. I'm picturing a Neal Adams-ey universe.
 
A quick fun one only Jack Black could make this one fun n funny, move's fast give a 6.

The Polka King.

 
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