What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ghost writing, and I’ve been involved in numerous blockbuster films and I have over 300 confirmed scripts to my name. I am trained in writing great 3 act stories and I’m the top writer in the entire Hollywood writers guild. You are nothing to me but just another tasteless, mindless audience member. I will wipe you the **** out with my emotional dialogue, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out write you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the art of filmmaking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Acaedmy Awards winners from the past three decades and I WILL use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this message board, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing done, kiddo.
No, not you. 
