Saturday is the big day!

[Centurion]

Saturday is almost upon us!

 

[Deak Starkiller]

wAIT, THIS ISN'T A THREAD ABOUT bLONDIE?

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Saturday is almost upon us!

 

[fosing]

sorry folks. its pretty much Saturday here in NZ, 1230...i see a couple of drunk folks on the streets, a packed pub, and some police on stand by. yep, just another regular weekend.

i wonder if they have to show up on Sunday, that would be awkward.

 

[Kabukiman]

sorry folks. its pretty much Saturday here in NZ, 1230...i see a couple of drunk folks on the streets, a packed pub, and some police on stand by. yep, just another regular weekend.

i wonder if they have to show up on Sunday, that would be awkward.

It's supposed to go down at 6:00 PM local time, so there is still time to repent.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I actually follow Jesus on Twitter, he is hilarious.

That's Jebus...not Jesus you're following.

These people predicting the end are deluding themselves.

I'm no bible scholar but even I remember my Sunday school teachings...

Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. ~ Thessalonians 5:1-2

 

[BadMoon]

It's supposed to go down at 6:00 PM local time, so there is still time to repent.

Yep! Plenty of time to sober up before you either meet Satan or God.

 

[King Darkness]

Rapture is old news, Reeve Superman reveal next week

Take that Jesus

 

[The Ween]

I've never had anyone answer me as to what happens to the people like in South America or wherever who know nothing of our modern world and have no idea who Jesus even is? So, they aren't saved so they're screwed then?

And with these peoples' logic, if no one could be saved since 1994, then anyone born after that date is screwed as well.

No heaven for you! You're too young and innocent! Makes no sense what so ever.

 

[King Darkness]

They go to Hell, duh

 

[BadMoon]

I've never had anyone answer me as to what happens to the people like in South America or wherever who know nothing of our modern world and have no idea who Jesus even is? So, they aren't saved so they're screwed then?

And with these peoples' logic, if no one could be saved since 1994, then anyone born after that date is screwed as well.

No heaven for you! You're too young and innocent! Makes no sense what so ever.

Ween why bother trying to make sense of a bunch of fanatics? Just point your finger at them, jump up and down, and laugh.

 

[TurdFerguson]

I keep telling you people that the world will not end until Skynet becomes self-aware.

 

[King Darkness]

Just tweeted....

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[Kabukiman]

I've never had anyone answer me as to what happens to the people like in South America or wherever who know nothing of our modern world and have no idea who Jesus even is? So, they aren't saved so they're screwed then?

That is correct. No soup for them. By evangelical logic, somebody who lives a good life but doesn't accept Christ as their savior goes to hell. However, a Neca-collecting baby rapist gets to walk right through the pearly gates as long as he believes.

 

[TurdFerguson]

Just tweeted....

oh ____ me!

 

[barryo]

Just tweeted....

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.............first rule of rapture club..........you DO NOT tweet about rapture club..

 

[IrishJedi]

Fundies are funny.

 

[KitFisto]

Specific dates should always be ignored. We will not know the day or hour of the Lords return. We are to be ready at all times.

Camping is false and should be ignored.

 

[BadMoon]

Specific dates should always be ignored. We will not know the day or hour of the Lords return. We are to be ready at all times.

Camping is false and should be ignored.

Yup, he will come like a thief in the night is what the bible says. It doesn't say some 89 year old crack head will let you know when the time comes.

Camping and Missler should get together for dinner and drink the punch!

 

[KitFisto]

Yup, he will come like a thief in the night is what the bible says. It doesn't say some 89 year old crack head will let you know when the time comes.

Camping and Missler should get together for dinner and drink the punch!

Christ does tell is some things that will happen when His return is close. We are seeing some of those things. We do get clues from the bible as to world events and other things. I do believe its getting close, but we won't know when its going to be.

Scoffers will always make fun, but if you believe the bible then its gotta happen some time. You'll just never catch me setting a date or following anyone who does.