Scorpion problem in my house...

[karamazov80]

^^ One of the most annoying characters in the history of film? I say--uh, uh, uh, yes.

 

[The Craw]

 

[The Ween]

You need one of these.......

 

[Devil_666]

eh.. not really a fan of big, hairy *******.

 

[automaton]

You need one of these.......

that girl is tiny!

 

[YoNoSe]

^^ One of the most annoying characters in the history of film? I say--uh, uh, uh, yes.

Haters gonna...uh...uhhh... Well, there it is.

Until I scream like a girl and they're in the bathroom...under the can.

 

[karamazov80]

under the can.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAe3FpLGvBY&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Darth Cruel]

It appears the the scorpions have also returned to my house. My family have found three dead and three alive in the last week. They are saving one of them for me to bring back to phoenix as a pet.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Disturbing, yet I'm amused.

Sad but true...

What kind of weirdo has scorpions in his house?

Life..uh...uh...finds a way.

Got me with the Malcolm.

^^ One of the most annoying characters in the history of film? I say--uh, uh, uh, yes.

Fu, fu, fu, c, c, c, c...

Metal.

You need one of these.......

Damn. Devil beat me to it.

eh.. not really a fan of big, hairy *******.

Got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAe3FpLGvBY&feature=related

Precious Venus...

It appears the the scorpions have also returned to my house. My family have found three dead and three alive in the last week. They are saving one of them for me to bring back to phoenix as a pet.

Your Foster parents are dead.

 

[thenammagazine]

I did, fun. They used to scare the sheet out of me but now I'm numb to them. Until I scream like a girl and they're in the bathroom...under the can.

Wait until you're drying off your hair and see one crawling up the inside of the towel toward your face.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Luckily, I air dry.

 

[The Craw]

wait til you unfold your spankerchief and find a scorpion hiding inside.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

I found a TINY baby Scorpion hiding near my underwear around the washer/dryer.

It was about a milimeter longer than a penny..so cute.

 

[devilof76]

That is cute. I'd kill it, silver dip it, and make a pendant.

 

[xYx]

Have you considered letting a family of meerkats loose in your household?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Hell no! They would kill all the scorpions.

 

[xYx]

Hell no! They would kill all the scorpions.

Wasn't that the point?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Wasn't that the point?

Yeah, I was joking because I think scorpions are cool. But I don't want them in my house around my kids either.

 

[xYx]

Yeah, I was joking because I think scorpions are cool. But I don't want them in my house around my kids either.

Meerkats


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[kinqcuonq]

A bark scorpion stung one of my friends on his back while he was sleeping. We went online to figure out what to do and I ran across this and thought it was pretty funny:

Went Marine Corps on it
Sucker was on my beige trousers when getting dressed @6:45 am - got me right in the lifeline on the palm. Starting screaming at the thing - when I get shoes on you are dead! Several hours later when I still couldn't use my left hand I wished I hadn't stomped the crap out of it p- I should have stabbed it once for every shooting pain! 12 hours later left hand was still numb to about mid lower arm. 31 hrs later only the sting site and index and middle finger still numb and hurt to touch. Will kill any scorpion I see on site and have started reconning with a black light at night!