Well, I finally watched The Return of Godzilla/Godzilla Returns/84/85..whatever it goes by.
Overall I enjoyed it but with some issues.
Even though his design is not in my overall top 3 he was still very menacing with his snarl and eyes.
He was dwarfed by those high rises though.
Not much really happened, he came, was turned around, he was gone, the end!
The movie felt like a mix of Showa and Heisei which I enjoyed, it was Showa with better effects (but not all the times, see below).
The music was interesting due to Akira's refusal to score the movie, not bad but his music was sorely missed. When I expected his music to come on it wouldn't.
Everytime the Super X was shown it would go into that uplifting military type rhythm.
I did like the tension at the end if he was going to blow up the big radio dish or continue to be mesmerized by it. Would he walk into the volcano or not!
The following screen grabs made me lol and some of these must be seen to be appreciated!
The Japan/Soviet/US meeting was an absolute lol worthy scene!
When the American guy shouted out this line I burst out in laughter, I just kept rewinding to see him do it again, so awesome!
The russian guy stare, oh man! He looked like a Leprechaun lol.
This dude on the train with his creepy smile while looking at Godzilla about to kill everyone on the train including him!
This dude on the train making believe he was being thrown, just classic!
The Russian dude being blown up on the boat looked like he was really set on fire in an explosion without any protection, it was pretty graphic, must see in movement to appreciate it even more lol! Very well done!
Effects were really bad in some spots, but expected and that's ok with me. High rises set nice, matte lines and miniatures bad, atomic breath effects ok but not Heisei quality either.
Oh man this dude's line translations were awesome..."You out of towner!" = LOL
This couple was Anakin and Padme way before the PT! "I won't let you die!" Wut!
Again, not much happens in the movie but i'm still happy to have it in my collection.
I didn't think it was slow or boring, ok maybe just a little.
Definately watch it for the lolz though, especially for that meeting with the Prime Minister!
There are other funny elements that i'm not showing here so there's more to enjoy.
For a movie that was supposed to be a return to serious nuclear horror monster it certainly had humor some unintentional obviously.
But yeah, Godzilla was a meany but he really didn't kill as many humans as I was expecting.
$10.00, buy it.