Simpsons Quote Thread

[bruin1773]

Margarita? That's mexican for marge!

 

[Russell1982]

Not read through the thread yet, only just seen it, so apologies if this one ha been used but one of my favourites is

"you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"

Also love "but what can I do, I'm just" *counts on his fingers* "one man"

Me and my girlfriend quote the simpsons constantly, just about everyday probably.

 

[TurdFerguson]

Oh yeah drugs, you gotta have drugs.

 

[Russell1982]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOasV_NtUo

This one has me in hysterics every time I see it. Even after so many years.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Marge: what do you suppose he's (Bart) doing up there?
Homer: i dunno, drug lab?
Marge: Drug Lab!
Homer: or reading comics book, what the hell do i know.

 

[BurningRage]

[ame="https://youtu.be/5izm9kHeHkg"]https://youtu.be/5izm9kHeHkg[/ame]

 

[rushmore223]

from the same episode...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00[/ame]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbnw1boWAe8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbnw1boWAe8[/ame]

 

[TurdFerguson]

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

 

[Lejuan]

Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

 

[bigbrocha]

"Free nose jobs for everybody! - Ay. ! You first."

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqImkDgDwHU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqImkDgDwHU[/ame]

 

[TurdFerguson]

Holy smokes! You need booze.

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbn0yR2A-w"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbn0yR2A-w[/ame]

 

[rushmore223]

Die Bart, Die

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMkzdn2TDuI[/ame]

 

[FQRizzo]

Works on contingency?

No, Money Down!

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVPG-jnehr0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVPG-jnehr0[/ame]

 

[Batty]

Phil Hartman was the best.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNZ1PMdO1M[/ame]

 

[TurdFerguson]

Oh my God! It's a ghost car!

 

[IronFingaz]

[ame]https://youtu.be/2VX4Lpf-xdg[/ame]

[ame]https://youtu.be/HCD4gD2XM7U[/ame]

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8[/ame]

 

[Buttmunch]

"Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket" -Chief Wiggum