Simpsons Quote Thread

[bigbrocha]

Say Chowda!!!

[ame="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MlYKMFl_A"]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MlYKMFl_A[/ame]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?

Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Principal Skinner: Yes.

Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?

Principal Skinner: No.

 

[PapitoMX]

"Hi Lisa. Hi super Nintendo Chalmers."Ralph
"Take'em away toys!"- Chief Wiggums
"I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow..." -Homer

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Apu: Mmmmm, that's good adultery!

Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?

Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Principal Skinner: Yes.

Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?

Principal Skinner: No.

 

[TurdFerguson]

Homer Simpson: Morning Apu.
Apu: Good morning. One doughnut with sprinkles. (Gasp!) Wait a minute, these are not sprinkles, sir.
Homer Simpson: Wadda you mean?
Apu: You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
Homer Simpson: Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was.
Apu: A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

King Arthur: I King Arthur, declare Zorro the new Kingof England

Zorro: Jyes!

 

[bigbrocha]

"Get that punks name, nobody makes a fool of Diamond Joe Quimby!"



There should be a Seinfeld quote thread, just sayin.

 

[AllisonAmy]

Comic Book Guy: (eating marshmallow chicks) If only the real chicks went down this easy.


Ralph: It tastes like burning.

 

[Lejuan]

Barney: Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.

Moe: Yeah. Yeah, you know, that -- that actually makes me feel a little better.

Homer: Why? That was the problem in the first place: you were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn't that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe. Oh! You're thinking about all the money you blew, aren't you. What was it? Fifty, sixty thousand dollars? Moe, look: maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. Moe?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

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[Lejuan]

Awwww, alley b alls...

 

[TurdFerguson]

Jane: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
Homer Simpson: Hmm. Makes Sense.
Jane: We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer Simpson: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free.
Homer Simpson: And when is this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson: Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer Simpson: I see. And when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson: And what are you charging for this free weekend?
Bart Simpson: Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.
Homer Simpson: It's free, right?

 

[DFanatic]

One of my favorite scenes of the show.

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[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Homer: But, the ball, his groin. It works on so many levels.

 

[BB&WSF]

What's a Gym?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4[/ame]

 

[Cap'n Cook]

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Egghead likes his bookywook!

 

[Batty]

Carl: You ain’t thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?
Moe: Ehh, maybe I am.
Carl: Oh, but Moe, the dank. The dank!

 

[ToastedFred]

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"I see you've played Knifey Spooney before."

 

[Lejuan]

Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: no!

Homer: ham?

Lisa: no!

Homer: pork chop?

Lisa: dad, those all come from the same animal!

Homer: yeah right Lisa... a wonderful, maaagical animal, he he he he.