Skyfall (aka Bond 23)

[DiFabio]

WUT?


I'm talking about movie politics, you know, da industry.

Like politics in little league baseball where parents act like douches about their kids being the best and being unsportsmanlike. Those kind of politics.

 

[CelticPredator]

Ah. Yes yes.

Then this, movie politics is oozing.

And they gotta get the kids into the theater. "BOND IZ LEIK...DARK KNIGHT..."

Nolan's series did change everything. That's a fact. It was one of the few blockbusters that wasn't stupid, but stupid people felt smart understanding. And that made everyone feel like a smarty pants.

 

[DiFabio]

You got it.


So yeah, Skyfall. She just shot Bond off the train and killed him. So much for ****ing spoilers.

 

[CelticPredator]

That's the end of the movie.

 

[Irvy]

Don't worry he rises from the grave as Roger Moore and whips some arses with his pointy eyebrow.

 

[intothevoid]

 

[jye4ever]

Cannibal Campout sequel will be heavily influenced by da Nolanz.

Youz heard it here first.

 

[DiFabio]

Well in that case, I'm dropping out of the film's production. See ya Jye!

 

[jye4ever]

There goes my Bic Boi producer.

Sounds like a porno.

 

[DiFabio]

Yep. I'm taking the women and my big bulging codpiece with me.

No foam for you.

 

[CelticPredator]

You know, I was just on that thread. It was random, and now im here.

Can we talk more about Maglor removing foam from crotches? And heroic packages?

 

[jye4ever]

I don't know if voidcat will be able to fill that codpiece....er....shoes.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Cannibal Campout sequel will be heavily influenced by da Nolanz.

Youz heard it here first.

Cannibal Campout... Nolanized!

Darker.... not visually stylized but procedural in its CSI style.... Gritty, yet full of functionless costumes.... and LONG. It's got to be long, like 3 and half hours long.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Sounds like a win to me.

 

[thenammagazine]

Cannibal Campout sequel will be heavily influenced by da Nolanz.

Youz heard it here first.

Cannibal's mom is set to leave him, only to find out that he quit eating people and moved to the city with a whore he met, when she stumbles across him with the whore, at a Starbucks.

 

[jye4ever]

Ok, let me script that.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I think you should bring together the world's greatest cannibals for one big final score.

 

[thenammagazine]

Ok, let me script that.

Don't forget, the sheriff needs to be a big lumbering crybaby with a ballgag and his lover/sister has to be the worst actress you can find.

 

[Sachiel]

Sounds like a win to me.

 

[EXOTICLEX]

No Felix or Mr White in Skyfall. That sucks.