Somehow Rey Returned

[Wor-Gar]

Greatest achievement of the Disney Story Department. Took them 3 weeks of thinking to settle on that gem.

 

[Khev]

Possibly Palpatine returned.
I'm pretty sure Palpatine returned.
Returned Palpatine has. Whoa, look everyone Yoda is back too!
Its been so long since Palpatine returned. Palpatine who? Palpatine Skywalker.

 

[ironwez20]

I mean who are they gonna bring back next to get nostalgia people in seats? Only person I can think of is jar jar

 

[Wor-Gar]

And no one ever mentions the "super broadcast" he made. I mean, what the hell is that? Like a megaphone through the galaxy?

Palpatine: ATTENTION galaxy! This is Palpatine, better known as Darth Sidious, speaking to you...

Was it broadcast in every language? Did it include pictures? What about the deaf? What was it he had to say anyway -- I'm coming, look out!

 

[Khev]

Oh yeah the canon Fortnite event, lol.

 

[Dave_W]

Milking a tit for blue milk and drinking it raw has to be No1 surely?

 

[Khev]

And no one ever mentions the "super broadcast" he made. I mean, what the hell is that? Like a megaphone through the galaxy?

Palpatine: ATTENTION galaxy! This is Palpatine, better known as Darth Sidious, speaking to you...

Was it broadcast in every language? Did it include pictures? What about the deaf? What was it he had to say anyway -- I'm coming, look out!

And why not just keep broadcasting annoying messages. Permanently. Think of how disruptive that would be.

"Second verse, same as the first! I'm Palpatine the 8th I am, Palpatine the 8th I am, I am!"

 

[Wor-Gar]

And why not force every droid in the galaxy to sing along with you, amplifying the "Death Message"...

He called it the Death Message, and there was no better name for it.

 

[Mondragon]

I mean who are they gonna bring back next to get nostalgia people in seats?

They'll likely to try and drag Hamill back into it. So Rey can "fix" what he got wrong, and she can bring about the real ROTJ, her way.
I hope he says no!

Or, wait for it; ....Somehow Mace Windu returned.
They'll use him to endorse that she was the real chosen one.

 

[Sachiel]

Oh yeah the canon Fortnite event, lol.

Somehow, Palpatine returned... in Fortnite.

 

[Khev]

Or, wait for it; ....Somehow Mace Windu retuned.
They'll use him to endorse that she was the real chosen one.

There's absolutely nothing outlandish about that theory whatsoever.

 

[Wor-Gar]

1980. No... there is another.

Finally... we know.

 

[Khev]

"There...is...another...Sky...walker...

...and the bestest...evar...she will be..."

 

[Wor-Gar]

If they have to do this, I hope there's a Snyder cut...

 

[Khev]

 

[Wor-Gar]

AI and Rey are going cray-zee!!!!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Porn versions already being made:

The Force Hurts

The Last Jedi (in the train)

The Rise In Skywalker

 

[ironwez20]

Snyder would most definiatly make a better star wars film. Rey would have cut Kylo's head off at the end of Force awakens while screaming "NOOOO"!
C#PO would have went on a murder rampage spree and started hunting Rey cause he thought she was a threat to the galaxy.

 

[Wor-Gar]

 

[jye4ever]

I own the ST even in 3D