Somehow Rey Returned

[Wor-Gar]

I own the ST even in 3D

 

[Khev]

I own the ST even in 3D

I'm pretty sure I have TFA in 3D, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

TFA was the last Star Wars bluray movie from a trilogy that I bought. Rogue One was literally my last Star Wars bluray.

 

[Wor-Gar]

If you think about it, its a nice completion:

The first thing I saw in 1977 was Vader malevolently entering that all-white hall strewn with the dead aboard the Tantive...

The last thing I saw in 2016 was Vader viciously slashing his way through rebels... so that he could enter that very same Tantive hallway.

The circle is now complete...

 

[Khev]

Yeah that would have been a cool theatrical note to end on. Oh well, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Nothing ends well.

Then there's Nolan's omen: Die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

Side Note: strange reversal from that same movie: Ledger died a hero having become the villain.

 

[ebor]

Bring back Porkins… only to be killed again by poor ratings

LET.IT.DIE

a StArWaRs story

 

[Bravomite]

They'll likely to try and drag Hamill back into it. So Rey can "fix" what he got wrong, and she can bring about the real ROTJ, her way.
I hope he says no!

Or, wait for it; ....Somehow Mace Windu returned.
They'll use him to endorse that she was the real chosen one.

Oh man this will happen and then Mace will grant her the rank of master and she will be the youngest master ever... take that Anakin. Then to cap it off she will go on a rant about women not needing the patriarchy to grant them anything and she will immediately make herself grand master whilst force ghost yoda and toddler grogu clap.

 

[a-dev]

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Reading the cover of that magazine - that was every mainstream 'lads' mag 10 - 15 years ago. FHM, Maxim, Loaded, Nuts and Zoo. Remarkable how things have changed so quickly. As far as I know those magazines are gone and probably couldn't come back now.

 

[jye4ever]

Oh man this will happen and then Mace will grant her the rank of master and she will be the youngest master ever... take that Anakin. Then to cap it off she will go on a rant about women not needing the patriarchy to grant them anything and she will immediately make herself grand master whilst force ghost yoda and toddler grogu clap.

If they make her slutty i’m ok with all that.

 

[jaztermareal]

If they have to do this, I hope there's a Snyder cut...



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I have that 3D printable file somewhere in my Star Wars STL folders. It gets more NSFW than that as there are interchangeable parts (the artist is actually an amazing digital sculptor, his understanding of human anatomy from an artist perspective is amazing. As someone who used to sculpt in clay I could only dream of getting that good, especially hands and faces)


I should add that if Rey dresses like that in the new film I will pay to watch it on the big screen no matter how bad the film is. Yes Disney, I am that easy to manipulate.

 

[The Buffinator]

I think "somehow Palpatine returned" will be the most enduring quote from the ST, as evidenced by the title of this very thread.

As it should be given it was a great callback to one of 80s cinema's most memorable lines, when ROTJ's Palpatine peered through his sunglasses and bluntly stated to Vader & Luke "I'll be back" right before being tossed down the reactor shaft.

 

[a-dev]

As it should be given it was a great callback to one of 80s cinema's most memorable lines, when ROTJ's Palpatine peered through his sunglasses and bluntly stated to Vader & Luke "I'll be back" right before being tossed down the reactor shaft.

Someone needs to tell Arnie the Emperor said it a year before he did.

 

[The Buffinator]

Someone needs to tell Arnie the Emperor said it a year before he did.

That copycat Cameron is even worse than Snyder lol...

 

[wormlander]

Dare I ask... Is the 2nd gif from an actual ST movie?

 

[wormlander]

TFA was the last Star Wars bluray movie from a trilogy that I bought.

But it did teach you to never blind buy right?...

 

[Mondragon]

?

Dare I ask... Is the 2nd gif from an actual ST movie?

Nah, that's from a ridiculous completely separate Disney movie called; Rescue of the Chihuahuahorses from evil rich people- Staring Boyega and Tran, has nothing to do with Star Wars.
Though it has no bearing on the plot, for some reason it was inserted in the middle of the Last Jedi.

 

[wormlander]

Nah, that's from a completley separate Disney movie called; Rescue of the Chihuahuahorses from evil rich people, staring Boyega and Tran, has nothing to do with Star Wars.
Though for some reason it was inserted in the middle of the Last Jedi.

Good lord!...

 

[jaztermareal]

That film really was stupid on so many levels. It had so many layers of stupid and yet was so shallow you could practically see through it, like a Glass Onion which coincidentally was another overrated mess of a film by the same guy. He is a one trick chihuahua-pony

 

[ironwez20]

lol I love how the last Jedi looks nice but is the most hated film. Disney was stupid to not come up with a solid story with characters before shooting. They just wanted to throw the damn thing on the plate without letting it cook