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Officer: Sir, where are your pants?

King: **** you and **** pants.

:lol

Was it like some small town hick jail? Did they cavity search you and slip their glove off right before entry? :horror
 
:offtopic:

Man: I'd REALLY like to get into your pants.

Woman: That's disgusting, why would you say that?

Man: Because I just took a $*%& in mine!

*Badump dump*
 
Or how about this one...

A man comes home at 3 am with puke all over his shirt.

Wife: You've been out drinking again haven't you?

Husband: No honey, a drunk guy puked on me and gave me this $20 to get my shirt cleaned, see? (Pulls out two $20 bills.)

Wife: Ok smarty pants, then what's the extra $20 for?

Husband: Because he took a %&*$ in my pants too!


*Badumpity dump Dump dump*
 
Best one yet, don't read if you are eating...

Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.

Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the ****?" she yells.

"I dropped my jacket down the hole, " he complains. "It's the one my momma gave me."

Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy ... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?"

"Hell no, " Hank assures her, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
 
That's what happens when Sideshow takes a year between showing a figure and....well that's all. Just show a figure and let a year go by. No specs. No pre order. Nothing.

The real sh it joke is how Sideshow is handling the G I Joe line.
 
That's what happens when Sideshow takes a year between showing a figure and....well that's all. Just show a figure and let a year go by. No specs. No pre order. Nothing.

The real sh it joke is how Sideshow is handling the G I Joe line.

what do you mean? Sideshow Alex said there are 3 new joes(besides Baroness) being ready'd to be shown and that we'd get a pre-order before SDCC...but the real truth is...

Here we are now in May and not a peep of a reveal or pre-order besides some CC accessories photo that really didn't show that much.

SDCC is only 2 months and a week or so away,so we probably won't hear squat till then,while Starwars is getting all the 1/6 scale loving. (Yoda,another clone trooper,Malgus and now Vader and still NO BLEEPIN JOE to order or get excited about!!
 
what do you mean? Sideshow Alex said there are 3 new joes(besides Baroness) being ready'd to be shown and that we'd get a pre-order before SDCC...but the real truth is...

Here we are now in May and not a peep of a reveal or pre-order besides some CC accessories photo that really didn't show that much.

SDCC is only 2 months and a week or so away,so we probably won't hear squat till then,while Starwars is getting all the 1/6 scale loving. (Yoda,another clone trooper,Malgus and now Vader and still NO BLEEPIN JOE to order or get excited about!!

yea i know we need something to happen
 
what do you mean? Sideshow Alex said there are 3 new joes(besides Baroness) being ready'd to be shown and that we'd get a pre-order before SDCC...but the real truth is...

Here we are now in May and not a peep of a reveal or pre-order besides some CC accessories photo that really didn't show that much.

SDCC is only 2 months and a week or so away,so we probably won't hear squat till then,while Starwars is getting all the 1/6 scale loving. (Yoda,another clone trooper,Malgus and now Vader and still NO BLEEPIN JOE to order or get excited about!!

Sideshow needs to do less talking and more showing.....
 
Yeah, groovy34's reveals are popping up more frequently than Sideshow's.

And that's sayin' something.
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:exactly:

DAMN . . . did I actually compliment her?

;)

WELL . . . either that or Sideshow actually hired Groovy34 . . . which explain a few things possibly.

;)

THEN AGAIN . . . it could be worse . . . SIDESHOW could have contracted the work out to . . . OH . . . TRIAD TOYS?

At least we would get the figure produced & released presumably and then complain about the head sculpt and the hair rooting/sculpting and how it's not worth the MSRP and . . .

;)
 
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