A TikToker has renamed the episodes more accurately. (I previously made the same point about Ep III but hadn't thought of the others...)
Episode I - The Rise of Skywalker
Episode II - Revenge of the Sith
Episode III - Attack of the Clones
Episode IV - Return of the Jedi
Episode V - The Force Awakens
Episode VI - The Last Jedi
Episode VII - The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VIII - A New Hope
Episode IX - The Phantom Menace
Episode 1 rise of skywalker- the kid didnt rise up to to become a jedi (all his training off screen aroc) anything he did was pure luck literally im every battle he be like “did i do that” oh ya i did yippee.
Episode 2 return of the sith- when did the sith play a huge tole in this movie, you had dooku a fallen jedi tricking the order but as we saw during his conversation with kenobi he never saw himself as a true sith. The sith didnt really rise, palps was still hidding in the shadows and dooku lost a major battle of genonisis so he had to flee. If anything rose it was the clones.
Calling episode vi the last jedi makes no sense cause luke was not last jedi yet so nobody returned cause ben and yoda were still around. They cannot return if they had never really left/disappeared.
Epsiode 8 ?a new hope? doesnt work at all who was the new hope ?rey?, kylo, luke, or leia Or none of the above
Episode three attack of the clones, hmm not too many clone battles im aware of, unless you mean order 66 with the clones killing the jedi but that was such a small part of the movie that it woulsnt make sense for the title.
Episode 2 when dis the sith get revenge, all we saw was dooku fleeing from his defeat at the battle of genosis. Didnt seem like revenge to me it seemed like defeat.
Espisode 5 the force awakens, when did the force awaken in empire you mean luke but yoda was still Around it actually awoke in 7 cause the jedi were dead and luke was off the map so rey is the awakening its the best tittle for episode 7
Episode 6!the last jedi ok this could work cause luke was the last jedi at that point in time but leia was also still around and she wa force sensitve, he even trained her so was luke really the last jedi- return of the jedi actually works best here
Episode 7 the empire strikes back- i didnt see the the empire at all in that entire movie it was all the first order with different uniforms and storm trooper gear. The first order is not the empire
Episode 8 a new hope- who was the new hope in this movie, rey was established in tfa as the new hope, all last jedi did was cement her godlike status. If anything it should have been called return of the woman from the whills.
Episode 9 the phantom menace- terrible if palps was a phantom menace he wouldnt have sent a broadcast from the unknown regions saying he is alive for everyone to know and for kylo to come to him. He did not hide in the shadows or behind political lies of deception
