Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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[jye4ever]

Perfect


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[YoNoSe]

As the Falcon takes out Luke lol


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I was literally thinking the same thing!

Later, Han gives Luke an unsolicited kiss. #metoo

Oh wait they?re dead because DEATH STAR.

 

[jye4ever]

One thing I do enjoy doing is participating in all of the nonsense here letting it wash over me and soaking it all in even contributing to it immensely then I still go opening night first show

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Rinse repeat Terminator Dark Fate thread lulz


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[Khev]

I was literally thinking the same thing!

Later, Han gives Luke an unsolicited kiss. #metoo

And the funny part is that it'd be less out of the blue than Rose kissing Finn, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

And the funny part is that it'd be less out of the blue than Rose kissing Finn, lol.

Dude imagine right after she kissed him they got into a new speeder and he still drove it straight into the reactor with her lolololol

The mission must remain a priority.

Better yet he sent her into the reactor to complete his mission goal and he limped back to the base

Dude Finn would?ve been instant SW legend lol


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[TurdFurgusonsHat]

They should make a Star Wars horror film. Rose could be the villain in it and everyone she comes in contact with gets Tico'd. Horror Wars: The Last Tico

If they wanted to go for a SW horror movie, they should have done Slave Rose in Snoke's lair

 

[Khev]

Dude imagine right after she kissed him they got into a new speeder and he still drove it straight into the reactor with her lolololol

The mission must remain a priority.

Better yet he sent her into the reactor to complete his mission goal and he limped back to the base

Dude Finn would?ve been instant SW legend lol

"I saved you dummy."

"Thanks!"

Finn leans in, Rose closes her eyes and puckers her lips, Finn instead reaches past her and activates the autopilot of her still functioning speeder.

Rose: "Screwwww youuuuuu!" *collides with the FO cannon, explodes*

 

[xipotec]

I don't mind logistics behind how fragments of the DS survived but I expect 'complaints' like that to surface in tenfold after the movie releases. Bugs me that people are already looking for things to hate rather than be open-minded.

Here here....

They want internet cred to be the first on the hate train.

Can you blame them? People actually make money of complaining and criticizing other work ......

Way of the world now. Back in my day, you just didnt like something and that was the end of it.



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[xipotec]

If I blur my eyes and don't really think I CAN imagine Palps somehow surviving using those wizard skills.... BUT then they show us unbroken glass in an intact window and a chair that looks like it simply got a little damaged by some movers?

By all means, have Palps survive (wizard powers,) even show some intact chunks of DSII superstructure despite the most titanic, atomizing explosion in the history of the galaxy, but DON'T show an intact throne room, intact window with unbroken glass and a pretty much undamaged throne.

Wizard powers protected him, but also his office and furniture (when he was far distant from it at the time of the explosion)?



The Challenger wasn't subject to an atomizing explosion the size of a planet - and you could clearly see huge intact chunks of the craft and 100% intact rocket boosters moving away from the explosion.

They have wreckage of the actually shuttle in both cases, I saw them in person at Canaveral this summer.

Just because the special effects were limited back then and didnt show 4k detail in the explosion does not make any difference.

And , how do you even know that IS the DSII? Have you seen the movie or are you guessing? Might not even be that!

Even if it were, storytelling in a sci fi universe can have these sorta of things, thats why its FICTION. Maybe the DS is made up of very strong alloys?

If you want reality, stick to well made documentaries.



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[The Clown Prince of Crime]

"I saved you dummy."

"Thanks!"

Finn leans in, Rose closes her eyes and puckers her lips, Finn instead reaches past her and activates the autopilot of her still functioning speeder.

Rose: "Screwwww youuuuuu!" *collides with the FO cannon, explodes*

"Say hi to your sister from me, b***!!"

 

[Khev]

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ghost Rose will never leave him alone tho. Her love will become stronger in death. This **** writes itself.

 

[Wor-Gar]

The last shot in this movie will be Rey looking upon the ghosts of Luke, Han and Leia...

Somehow everyone has learned the secret that Qui-Gon once saved for only Jedi.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ha! Super Rey will be able to turn into a ghost at will and back to human form, Dr Strange style.

 

[greedo737]

It?s been confirmed to be the DSII.

Apparently it crashed into the ocean moon of Endor, Kef Bir. Which makes total sense.

Of course it wouldn?t crash into the moon it was orbiting ... [emoji854]

 

[xipotec]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - May 24, 2019

Is that supposed to be a cross between a horse and a tautaun ...how original

I mean they did basically rip off an Iguana for Obi In PT


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[xipotec]

I dunno much about swordfighting - 'high ground' and whatnot - but I'm pretty sure Kylo's head is about to be departing his body right here

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How can he defend if she decides to take a swing in this moment?

Duck....


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[TurdFurgusonsHat]

The last shot in this movie will be Rey looking upon the ghosts of Luke, Han and Leia...

Somehow everyone has learned the secret that Qui-Gon once saved for only Jedi.

There are no rules, restrictions, or parameters anymore. Rian Johnson saw to that. ANYBODY can do or be ANYTHING. Ain't life grand?!

 

[Khev]

Last shot will be 3PO standing next to Rey saying "I do believe they think she's some sort of god."

Camera pans and the audience expects to see a bunch of bowing ewoks but instead it's the ghosts of Luke, Yoda, Anakin, Ben, etc.