Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Mandible]

Someone said it before (may have been you Wor), but the SW movies need to take a long break.

One thing did hit me though as I left the cinema; the genius that decided the SW logo and crawl (and accompanying fanfare music) at the beginning should be only for the Skywalker saga, has ****ed the future of the movie going experience - there's nothing like that crash of music as the logo bursts onto the screen; it puts you straight into SW. It's sad to think we'll never see it again.

 

[Getter Dragon]

TROS is worse than TLJ? Is that possible?

JJ and Kennedy found a way.

 

[Wick]

Speak with your $ folks!

 

[SilverStar17]

I keep thinking that in an effort for them to atone what was the dumpster fire of TLJ, they probably tried too hard to make this one likable and consequently, put too much fan service into this one and made it a bit too chaotic in an effort to gain lost ground from TLJ. Which as a result, may actually make it worse than TLJ. Ironic if so.

 

[Otomofan]

So uhhhhhh......how exactly did Luke's lightsaber, (which should have either disintegrated in the fiery core of the gas planet Bespin, or at least been somewhere in the bowels of the city in a dumpster somewhere) end up in a little chest in the basement of Mr. Poopy Butthole's space cantina?

It was "a story for another time, right?"

 

[chewblacca]

The main problem with the ST that just about everyone says is a lack on Lucasfilm’s part to create a three film outline. It also seems that had JJ done a concrete outline and given it to RJ, and had Kathleen made him follow it for a constants narrative these movies would have been better. JJ says that he always had Palpatine in mind all along for the main baddie but the actor that plays Palpatine said that he was called a year ago and pleasantly surprised to hear from him. Palpatine was always involved, yeah right!

 

[SilverStar17]

Palpatine was inserted for fan service simply because they didn’t know what else to do. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

TFA - Not sure what to do, let’s just take the safe route for now and rehash ANH, and see what comes to mind.

TLJ - Any ideas? Not really.

TRoS - Help! Make a call to all living actors from the OT, even if their character was killed.

 

[Otomofan]

So what does D-0 do that makes it worthwhile?

What does Zori Bliss do? Does she ever take her helmet off?

And NOSE LADY???

Is Nose Lady in the movie??

 

[Prime Clone]

Nose Lady shares a same-*** kiss, just to put the icing on the cake.

The things that ruined TROS for me:

Spoiler

• The main character of the third Skywalker trilogy is actually a Palpatine
• If Palpatine had an heir, why did he bother with Anakin?
• I get the sense Palpatine was only brought back because Snoke was dead. They should have just let Kylo stay the chief villain.

 

[SilverStar17]

Minor woke inserts like that don’t bother me if they actually take the time to make a good film and put more of an emphasis on that, rather than putting more of an emphasis on how woke they can be and making it obvious that scenes like that are forced in, and making a good movie takes the back seat.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

So what does D-0 do that makes it worthwhile?

What does Zori Bliss do? Does she ever take her helmet off?

And NOSE LADY???

Is Nose Lady in the movie??

I would like to know about Zori Bliss as well. It will be several days before I see this. I have Christmas obligations and I don't want to contribute to the sales numbers opening weekend. So strange not giving a **** if a Star Wars movie gets spoiled.

 

[Asta]

Splat!

 

[SilverStar17]

Interesting. Usually RT critics give a back massage to anything Disney related. This can either mean one of two things: that it doesn’t have a woke enough agenda for them, or it really is that bad.

 

[Sachiel]

So what does D-0 do that makes it worthwhile?

What does Zori Bliss do? Does she ever take her helmet off?

And NOSE LADY???

Is Nose Lady in the movie??

The First (Final?) Order has a Nose Guy.

 

[Otomofan]

Nose Lady shares a same-*** kiss, just to put the icing on the cake.

I hate Nose Lady so much that I've come around full circle and now I love her. She's my favorite Disney Trilogy character. I need a Black Series figure of her.

Hey, anyone remember Snap Wexley? Is his death scene at all memorable or blink and you miss it?

Also, I don't think I've seen any pics of General Pryde or whatever the stupid name is. Who plays that guy? What's he look like...generic Imperial officer?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

So is there any mention of Snoke? Do they explain who or what he was?

 

[Otomofan]

It's like poetry....it rhymes.

 

[Nailz]

So is there any mention of Snoke? Do they explain who or what he was?

he was created by Palp. there are several snokes riding around in tanks. No other reason given

 

[SilverStar17]

So is there any mention of Snoke? Do they explain who or what he was?

This.

If there isn’t, to me it just further reinforces they had absolutely no idea what to do with Snoke, and decided to just go back to Palpatine.

he was created by Palp. there are several snokes riding around in tanks. No other reason given

Lame, imo.

 

[Nailz]

such a lost story line, who cares about same *** kissing, with those beakers they should of had them eskimo kiss

It's like poetry....it rhymes.

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