Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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But now you love them all... which is even stranger. That one late edition makes the bad ones good? Like there was some mystery piece to a puzzle that suddenly fell into place for you and TLJ at last makes sense?

Just fell into place like the puzzle piece map lining up with the "wreckage" of the Death Star. Still can't believe JJ had the nerve to rip off The Goonies in a Star Wars movie. You seriously can't even make this **** up.......well, I guess you can.
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Yeah you zeroed in on probably the worst worded sentence in my post, lol. I edited it but not soon enough obviously, lol. We've probably all watched that Today Show interview with Mark Hamill from 1983 where he said that George's idea for the ST way back then was for Episode VII to be released in 2011 with old Luke "passing down Excalibur" to the next generation.

So "passing the torch" or having one generation picking up where the other left off is an idea that goes way back so with that in mind I'm totally fine with Ben being the one to manifest a power that Anakin wished he himself could perform.

Best yet JAWS already clearly pointed out that Anakin mating with Padme behind the Jedi order backs set things in motion for the Skywalker family name to still save the galaxy from evil.


Anakin couldn't heal his mom or resurrect Padme; Rey can do it! Luke couldn't pull his lightsaber to overcome Palpatine's Force lightning; Rey figured it out! Anakin couldn't kill Palpatine and end the Sith; Rey does!

Man you?re really trying hard to forget what transpired in the actual movie lol

Anakin couldn?t kill Palpatine, wut.

All the Jedi including Anakin killed Palpatine at the end of TROS.

All the core Jedi responsible for the crappy Jedi Order rallied inside Rey who knows maybe to finally make amends for all of their previous sins by once and for all having a unified front just like the galaxy did with all of those ships a fragmented calvary coming together.

Palpatine had his own unified front literally with a large antenna controlling everything and Star Destroyers glued at the hips and with all of those acolytes feeding him their dark aura thru those tubes of ****. Hell he even unified Kylos helmet shards back together lol

Anyways if a person can only drive a car does it mean their grandchild will never be able to fly a fighter jet into combat.

Being able to fly a fighter jet doesn?t diminish the life accomplishments of the previously family member who could only drive a car.

Why are you so obsessed with not allowing characters to actually have differences while still honoring their connections.

Why do you have a problem with adopted kids anyways lol





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Everyone in here is on fire.:clap I've just spent an hour catching up here - some amazing stuff.

We don't know if Rey landed on a planet and fuelled up.

AcCH-To water can be used as alternative X-Wing fuel.

I wasn't one of those arguing that Luke couldn't use the X-Wing in TLJ because it was a wreck; In fact I never bought that argument. First off, it's not like Jedi Luke was a bad pilot and would have crash landed or anything, so why would it be damaged/unusable? My interpretation was that he sunk it to conceal his presence there from someone doing a simple fly over. I suppose he could have raised it out of the water in TLJ after he opened himself back up to The Force, but IMO by that time the situation dictated that Force Projection was the better strategy. As for it being functional, well I'm just assuming all the seals that keep its systems safe in the cold void of space work equally well under water. That fighter already survived being submerged in a swamp, so I'm just going with it. Plus they probably cut the scene where before Rey left she applied her MSE (Masters in Scavenger Engineering) & did a Millennium Falcon-style "I bypassed the compressor!" fix. :lol


Ah...ah... ah... t'choo! We're all getting ST logic flu.:lol

The whole "so why didn't Luke actually go to Crait instead of doing the holo-suicide gag then?" question begins lurking again thanks to TROS.:horror:lol


I think TROS is most comparable to ROTS... both have lots of problems but also lots of good stuff. They are also both the best of their respective trilogies... and both have an ending finale without a rousing final space battle (at least ROTS opened with one sort of). Plus, both require a certain degree of "cutting them some slack" -- you have to turn your brain off for TROS and your 'cringe meter' off for ROTS.

But yes, topping ROs finale will be a real test for any future space movie, let alone a Star Wars movie. I mean RO gives you everything: a massive space battle, an aerial dogfight battle over Scariff, a land battle on the beaches, and an internal fight inside the Empire's base. Every level is covered. The only thing missing was a simultaneous lightsaber fight somewhere.... but they gave Vader his best attack ever instead.

:goodpost:

I do think ROTS is by far the best PT film (I even have it on DVD somehow - moment of weakness + $2 bargain bin I assume) though that's a pretty low bar.

But who would have thought that RO would be the towering achievement of Disney SW?

Always hated the prophecy thing.

Making Vader "the chosen one" cheapens his character. But even then, that is nothing compared to the whole virgin birth thing by making Shimi, Mary and Anakin, Jesus. Then implying Palpatine created all this **** with his dark side powers is just stupid. I liked when things were simpler. Luke was just a farm boy that wanted to leave home and be a hero like his father. Obi-Wan was a war hero, Vader a fallen, corrupted hero. Palpatine was a corrupt bureaucrat. Simple.

Now we got stupid lineage bull ****. THE SKYWALKERS, THE PALPATINES. It's like a tv show.

Only thing worse than the chosen one prophecy is Rey (her entire being) and Palpatine somehow orchestrating all this BS for 3 generations.

:exactly: "Prophecy" stuff makes for great trailer moments but as drama it's just junk.
 
That missing piece was Wedge.

All it took for JAWS to like the sequel trilogy is to have Wedge show up for a millisecond. That's it. He cried! He clapped!

If the Prequels had kid Wedge picking his nose on Utapau, JAWS would eat that **** up. Wedge: Special Edition updates when? ****, you liked Wedge in Star Wars, Empire and Jedi? Bro, we're gonna take the Carrie Fisher tech to take Wedge's "that got him" scene from Empire and digitally insert Wedge into all the key moments from TPM, AOTC, ROTS, Solo, RO, TFA, and TLJ.

When Obi-Wan slices Darth Maul in half?

"THAT GOT HIM"

When Krennic dies when the Death Star shoots him?

"THAT GOT HIM"

When the Shark pops out of the water and eats Quint?

"THAT GOT HIM"

:lol :lol :lol


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My brother and I will probably do the same. :lol

He's 11 years older so the OT was part of his childhood. He's the one that introduce me to SW as a child, and taught me to respect the OT. Lucas was a "god" when I was a kid. The guy behind both SW and Indiana Jones. That was our view of George Lucas through out the 90's decade when SW made a comeback in 1995. Then 1999 happened. :lol

*actual footage of us in 1999 leaving the theater*

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Just fell into place like the puzzle piece map lining up with the "wreckage" of the Death Star. Still can't believe JJ had the nerve to rip off The Goonies in a Star Wars movie. You seriously can't even make this **** up.......well, I guess you can.
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I forgot about that. There is no logical explanation for what happens there.

And :lol on the Goonies thing. We needed chunk's belly jiggle in TROS to distract us.
 
He's 11 years older so the OT was part of his childhood. He's the one that introduce me to SW as a child, and taught me to respect the OT. Lucas was a "god" when I was a kid. The guy behind both SW and Indiana Jones. That was our view of George Lucas through out the 90's decade when SW made a comeback in 1995. Then 1999 happened. :lol

*actual footage of us in 1999 leaving the theater*

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I?m crying lol

Like I did last week when Todd Phillips said that Phoenix wasn?t even the Joker just a try hard.


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Which was better to you, Joker or Last Skywalker?

pfft not even close TROS

Prime Joker-Batman or Joker-Batman origins can never and will never compete with the likes of Han, Luke and Leia.

Not any Marvel or DC character ever will.

Just ignore my pimp Hulk avatar lol


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Man you?re really trying hard to forget what transpired in the actual movie lol

Anakin couldn?t kill Palpatine, wut.

All the Jedi including Anakin killed Palpatine at the end of TROS.

All the core Jedi responsible for the crappy Jedi Order rallied inside Rey who knows maybe to finally make amends for all of their previous sins by once and for all having a unified front just like the galaxy did with all of those ships a fragmented calvary coming together.

Palpatine had his own unified front literally with a large antenna controlling everything and Star Destroyers glued at the hips and with all of those acolytes feeding him their dark aura thru those tubes of ****. Hell he even unified Kylos helmet shards back together lol

Anyways if a person can only drive a car does it mean their grandchild will never be able to fly a fighter jet into combat.

Being able to fly a fighter jet doesn?t diminish the life accomplishments of the previously family member who could only drive a car.

Why are you so obsessed with not allowing characters to actually have differences while still honoring their connections.

Why do you have a problem with adopted kids anyways lol

*sigh*

I understand loud and clear that *you* think all of the Jedi were helping Rey. I just don't agree with your interpretation.

At the beginning of the movie, Rey was trying to commune with the voices of the dead Jedi. She was having trouble doing it. Leia told her that it will come to her. It's something that Yoda did in the PT and CW. It's not a new Jedi ability, jye. Do you think it meant that Yoda and Rey were trying to absorb all of the Jedi into them?

At the end of the movie, Rey specifically recited the same meditation about "let me hear the voices." That's *all* that happened. She got a pep talk from them. That's it! :lol I'm not gonna tell you to stop interpreting it your way, but you can at least try to understand that I'm not ignoring anything that happened. I'm also not ignoring where they got that "communing with past voices" thing. I just don't think it means what you think it means.

And I don't mind if Rey has different skills. But does one of them have to be the one that turned Anakin to the dark side because it was impossible to learn?

Plus, this whole conversation is ignoring the stupidity of the writing that goes way beyond Rey and the climax of the movie. If you think it's a great movie, that's awesome! I'm happy for you. But *I* think it was awful for LOTS of reasons; both structurally and thematically.

Just because I love SW like I would a friend or family member doesn't mean that I have to look the other way when one of them comes to my house and takes a dump on my living room floor. I don't need to make excuses for anyone/anything taking a **** on what I value.
 
pfft not even close TROS

Prime Joker-Batman or Joker-Batman origins can never and will never compete with the likes of Han, Luke and Leia.

Not any Marvel or DC character ever will.

Just ignore my pimp Hulk avatar lol


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Yikes ........
 
*sigh*

I understand loud and clear that *you* think all of the Jedi were helping Rey. I just don't agree with your interpretation.

At the beginning of the movie, Rey was trying to commune with the voices of the dead Jedi. She was having trouble doing it. Leia told her that it will come to her. It's something that Yoda did in the PT and CW. It's not a new Jedi ability, jye. Do you think it meant that Yoda and Rey were trying to absorb all of the Jedi into them?

At the end of the movie, Rey specifically recited the same meditation about "let me hear the voices." That's *all* that happened. She got a pep talk from them. That's it! :lol I'm not gonna tell you to stop interpreting it your way, but you can at least try to understand that I'm not ignoring anything that happened. I'm also not ignoring where they got that "communing with past voices" thing. I just don't think it means what you think it means.

And I don't mind if Rey has different skills. But does one of them have to be the one that turned Anakin to the dark side because it was impossible to learn?

Plus, this whole conversation is ignoring the stupidity of the writing that goes way beyond Rey and the climax of the movie. If you think it's a great movie, that's awesome! I'm happy for you. But *I* think it was awful for LOTS of reasons; both structurally and thematically.

Just because I love SW like I would a friend or family member doesn't mean that I have to look the other way when one of them comes to my house and takes a dump on my living room floor. I don't need to make excuses for anyone/anything taking a **** on what I value.

She literally rode Palpatines lightning his full on release of Sith power right into the force itself.

That b**** was looking light years into the damn force lol

She was so deep into the force they weren?t even stupid ghostly apparitions they were just pure power that charged her 2 lightsabers into Jesus and the Holy Father

I harken she could only do that because of her Palpatine genetics but nonetheless when she stood up on her 2 feet she was no longer just Rey.

I saw her healing power as what allowed her to wield the midichlorian infinity gauntlet.

I don?t know dude if it was just like any force connection like all others like you say then why didn?t the other times lead them to glorious victory.


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