Star Wars + Last Supper = Awesomeness???

[The Josh]

I never said 110%, that was your interpretation, I said it IS fiction as well as historical, and narrative, please read my posts.

Maybe you need to go read your post again. You said it IS fiction you said nothing else.

Here's your first post in this thread:

Not to create a stir, but the Bible IS fiction...

Regarding the UFO thing, because according to your logic, if somebody said it, it must be true. Besides, only Moses wrote part of the Bible, so Eve's story, Jonas story and hundreds of others were written by different people than the actual characters who lived them. So that doesn't turn them in to facts, you might believe them and that's fine.

That may be the single silliest thing I've ever read. These where events passed down from people who where there. Its just absolutely ignorant I'm sorry.

Some people believe UFO reports, who are you to say those aren't true or valid, or as important as your religious beliefs?

They may be important to them. That's not my issue but to compare them to my religious beliefs is simply ignorant and stupid.

Now, do people who believe in Chac, Mahoma, Buda, Ra, Apollo or whatever deity are wrong and will burn in hell?

No, I didn't say you had to be Christian. I took a religions class in college and it was one of the best classes I took. I think those that believe in a higher power and do what they can do to be good people are all gonna end up being fine.

As I said, don't take this personal, it's just a painting!
This will be my last post in regard to this, since it confirms what I said earlier...religions divide people...

I didn't take the painting personal. I took what you said personal. READ THE POSTS CLEARED WOULD YOU!

 

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[Kuzeh]

Oh boy...
Here you go...

Sorry man, I'm cool with you having your beliefs, but mixing facts with mythology has been done by ALL cultures and ALL religions, so the Bible is a series of narrative/novel/history books with fiction.

That may be the single silliest thing I've ever read.

How about this one:

2:1. Now the Lord prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonas: and Jonas was in the belly of a fish for three days and three nights...
2:11. And the Lord spoke to the fish: and it vomited out Jonas upon the dry land.

These where events passed down from people who where there. Its just absolutely ignorant I'm sorry.

(with Vader's voice):
"Apology accepted...Captain Josh..."

They may be important to them. That's not my issue but to compare them to my religious beliefs is simply ignorant and stupid.

"Only the Sith deals in absolutes"

No, I didn't say you had to be Christian. I took a religions class in college and it was one of the best classes I took. I think those that believe in a higher power and do what they can do to be good people are all gonna end up being fine.

I'm sure it was an awesome class.
Believeing in a higher power and ending up fine is cool...still a belief, not a fact though...

I didn't take the painting personal. I took what you said personal. READ THE POSTS CLEARED WOULD YOU!

Chill dude, if you feel better by saying I'm attacking you, that's fine, whatever helps you sleep!
Just for fun:

 

[Kuzeh]

Awesome!! he he
All of the sudden I'm so happy!

 

[Darth Caedus]

This is my personal opinion, but the Bible isn't fiction. The events that occured probably were true, but the explanations and interpretations of those events portrayed in the bible are fiction.

 

[The Josh]

Oh boy...
Here you go...
How about this one:
(with Vader's voice):
"Apology accepted...Captain Josh..."
"Only the Sith deals in absolutes"
I'm sure it was an awesome class.
Believeing in a higher power and ending up fine is cool...still a belief, not a fact though...
Chill dude, if you feel better by saying I'm attacking you, that's fine, whatever helps you sleep!
Just for fun:

I'm done because talking about this with you is like:

 

[Kuzeh]

I'm done because talking about this with you is like:

Did you just try to win an argument by making fun of a guy with Down Syndrome?...wow...that's just wrong dude...
so Un-Christian...

 

[The Josh]

Did you just try to win an argument by making fun of a guy with Down Syndrome?...wow...that's just wrong dude...
so Un-Christian...

No, again the point is lost on you. I thought trying to explain things to 12 year olds was tough but you must be a real joy to have to teach anything to.

 

[Bannister]

Catholics worship Bannister? Who knew?

This is pure fiction. Believe me, if Catholics worshiped me, I wouldn't ever have to sell anything on ebay. I would be rich +++++.

 

[Bannister]

I'm done because talking about this with you is like:

Corky is really disappointed in the Josh.

 

[El Roranous]

This is pure fiction. Believe me, if Catholics worshiped me, I wouldn't ever have to sell anything on ebay. I would be rich +++++.

Amen brother.

 

[The Josh]

Corky is really disappointed in the Josh.

I actually liked that show.

 

[Bannister]

Amen brother.

If you would like to send donations, please PM me for my Paypal id. You are all free to bask in my glorious awsomeness, but donations are appreciated and will help Bannister live the lifestyle he is accustomed to.

 

[Bannister]

I actually liked that show.

Well, just know that Corky is not pleased. Also, don't make any AIDS jokes or Chad Lowe will be pissed too.

 

[El Roranous]

See there's the thing. Your friend may indeed by "great" compared to you or me (I'm sure he is compared to me ), but when you get down to it, he really isn't good. None of us are. If every single thought or selfish, sinful desire or action of each person were known we'd see that no one is truly good. Not your friend, not Mother Theresa, not Billy Graham or Moses, NO ONE. No one except Jesus.

We all deserve death, but He paid the price for us. Everyone doesn't enjoy the benefit of that sacrifice because God believes in free will. See the other guy's post about us not being robotic servants.

If God created the universe, created me, gave me lots of awesome experiences for me and then showed up here and died in my place so I could live happily for eternity, well then as far as I'm concerned He get's to call the shots. He definitely has that right. I don't believe God sends anyone to hell. I believe He let's them choose that for themselves, even if they appear to be "great men" compared to lowly folk like myself.

Dude, you know how many times I have heard speeches like this. HAHAHAH

I always run into someone who can't just shut up about Jesus and God (no offense). I find it annoying when people ask me if I am saved or going to heaven. I don't have a religion and I haven't found Jesus yet! Are you guys happy!?!

I remember all the times I have had to sit and listen to someone for at least 30 minutes or more go on and on about being saved and the lord.

Just my suggestion for people that like to do this sort of thing- WE DON'T LIKE IT! Let me finish my shopping. Jesus!

 

[The Josh]

Well, just know that Corky is not pleased. Also, don't make any AIDS jokes or Chad Lowe will be pissed too.

I'll try to remember that.

 

[Bannister]

Dude, you know how many times I have heard speeches like this. HAHAHAH

I always run into someone who can't just shut up about Jesus and God (no offense). I find it annoying when people ask me if I am saved or going to heaven. I don't have a religion and I haven't found Jesus yet! Are you guys happy!?!

I remember all the times I have had to sit and listen to someone for at least 30 minutes or more go on and on about being saved and the lord.

Just my suggestion for people that like to do this sort of thing- WE DON'T LIKE IT! Let me finish my shopping. Jesus!

I think they have a quota to meet, or they are going to hell. Have a heart.

 

[El Roranous]

I think they have a quota to meet, or they are going to hell. Have a heart.

Man, I wish they did. I have probably given up like 40 hours of my life to Jesus and his story as told by other people at random places and I am not even a religious man.

 

[Bannister]

I'll try to remember that.

He is watching you Josh:

 

[Bannister]

Man, I wish they did. I have probably given up like 40 hours of my life to Jesus and his story told by other people at random places and I am not even a religious man.

I was taking a piss once in high school and a kid came into the bathroom telling me I needed to get right with the Lord. He was still talking when I left the bathroom. One of my friends told me the guy tried to hug him once. ++++ing quotas man. There must be an easier way.