Star Wars Saga (OT/PT/ST) Discussion Thread

[Wor-Gar]

Resistance Birthday Cake - You and your friends can light the match that ignites the candles that blows out the First Order!

Broom Boy Boot Camp -- learn that you have the Power... to clean stalls with a real broom of your own making.

 

[Khev]

Poe's X-Wing Arcade - Hop in an X-Wing and blow up as little as possible or face instant demotion!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Holdo's Maneuver -- hang on tight!!!

 

[jye4ever]

Holy crap such good stuff

 

[jye4ever]

They Fly Now the vertical double shot catapult

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ochi's Hidden Treasu-- oops, you found it!!!

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

The Mary Sue. Come sit down in a booth, do some absurd Jedi **** in a VR headset and afterwards have a Daisy Ridley lookalike help you fill out the necessary paperwork to legally change your last name to Skywalker...

 

[jye4ever]

I am crying just epic stuff lol

 

[jye4ever]

Quench your thirst at the Titty Juicer and Squeezer Tropical Island Milk Bar

Then go on a fantastical 3 minute ROTS adventure in the new SWT Guy Tales of Make Believe!

Broom boy
Poe
Cake
Rey
Ochi
SWT guy

Comedy gold lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Quench your thirst at the Titty Juicer

I can actually see that there. Howling walrus and kids with blue milk moustaches everywhere.



FN2187's Tactical Trooper Training Experience -- always closed for repairs.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm still lol at Ochi not so hidden treasure every kid gets a trophy wayfinder lol

 

[TheDucky]

Ah stop. If someone said anakin had more depth then Rey you?d get triggered

Anakin did have more depth than Rey tho.

Waaaaay more depth.

 

[xipotec]

All joking aside. Galaxys Edge is really amazing. Any SW fan really needs to go. All this talk about emotions responses to a TV show, it?s nothin compared to sitting on the actual Falcon and pulling those light speed levers for the first time and feeling the ship burst into light speed.

Same for the Rise of the Resistance ride, absolutely insane real feeling space flight.

And yes , they sell blue and green milk. It?s really good too.


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[The Buffinator]

I'm still lol at Ochi not so hidden treasure every kid gets a trophy wayfinder lol

I didn't realize my bumper car comment sparked such a creative burst of humor last night.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the Skywalker Lightsaber Toss (located next to Poe's X-Wing Arcade): Kill a Porg, win a Grogu doll.

 

[jye4ever]

It was fun see what you missed

 

[The Buffinator]

I'm still laughing over the Titty Juicer & kids with blue milk moustaches everywhere. And Wor-Gar's FN2187's Tactical Trooper Training Experience -- always closed for repairs was sublime.

 

[ironwez20]

That would be hilarious to see kids with little cups running over to a fat whale creature and pushing its breast to get green milk. It would be so disturbing but worth it for the memes

 

[Wor-Gar]

blue and green milk.... really good too.

I knew it! You're a juicer!

 

[punisher1974]

After you visit all the rides and exhibits stop by Tico's Pink Taco hut. Get a free pin that says eat what you love not what you hate.

 

[JAWS]

It doesn't matter if you use Force Hold My Breath Power in space, that's not how space works. We had this discussion before. Besides the whole visual is laughably stupid and completely ruined whatever emotional resonance that the scene / reveal was supposed to convey ...

This!!!

OT and PT handled the force the best without jumping the shark. I never once viewed Luke, Vader, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Qui-Gon, Windu, etc. as some kinda anime video game super heroes like the ST depicts characters. Why does Rey, Kylo and Leia even bother walking? They should just be able to fly like Superman or Magneto or Neo. Why not?

The force sprint is fine (I used it all the time before TPM even existed in Dark Forces II Jedi Knight).

Ok this is kind of funny. But you just got done saying the ST force powers being like a video game and then defended the PT force sprint powers because you used them in a video game


I am not bashing on the PT here this time.. But the force powers in the PT were just as over the top in those films as they were in the ST. Maybe more so.. I would even compare the PT as being more video game like in their powers for sure.

Mace Windu falling 50 stories, Obi wan and Anakin jumping and falling all over the place on Coruscant

I mean you got 80 year old guys flipping all over the place like the emperor and sometimes for no good reason like Count D before the saber duel in ROTS. Force sprints, picking other jedi up and throwing them.. etc..

the ST has its moments with Leia and Force healing (though Mando show did it first).

So I really dont see the big difference between the two.



Both are very over the top and jumping sharks when compared to the OT