Star Wars Saga (OT/PT/ST) Discussion Thread

[Wor-Gar]

There's some "interesting" 50s style AI remakes on YouTube of classic films.

These were so cool when they first started... now they are fast being soft porn... soon to be full porn.

Every new tech explodes in sex and gambling first.

 

[The Buffinator]

Rey movie put on hold lulz

I hear that there was a script almost done but then they…lost The Thread.

 

[Khev]

These were so cool when they first started... now they are fast being soft porn... soon to be full porn.

Every new tech explodes in sex and gambling first.

Yeah that was strange how the Star Wars one was like a normal AI trailer and then halfway through went full digital Only Fans, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yeah that was strange how the Star Wars one was like a normal AI trailer and then halfway through went full digital Only Fans, lol.

I know, it's not even the old trailer they made which, I think, you may have posted in here originally. Suddenly Leia is a sexpot and travels everywhere, and now there's a sexy black 'stormstripper' that has something to do with all this.

 

[Khev]

now there's a sexy black 'stormstripper' that has something to do with all this.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I should trademark that, shouldn't I? Get it on some T-shirts.

 

[Khev]

Sounds like a new "kinky" Star Wars line that Sideshow can capitalize on like what Gentle Giant did with those Honey Trap statues a while back.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Sideshow is proud to present...

The STAR WARS Stormstripper Line​

Icy cold but barely dressed Snow-stripper... who loves to ride her Taun Taun.

White hot tanned and g-stringed Sand-stripper... it does get everywhere!

 

[Khev]

Zero-G Stormstripper...she doesn't need any support at all!

 

[Khev]

Rey movie put on hold lulz

Replaced by Mando and Wolverine.

 

[Sixth Scale Man]

Zero-G Stormstripper...she doesn't need any support at all!

"There are no bras in space" - George Lucas

 

[The Buffinator]

The Death Star Stripper - Can you stay on target during the trench run and ignite her reactor?

 

[wormlander]

Nope not at all.

Well, The word "old" wasn't referring to Wor-Gar's actual age or maturity level, but the fact that he's way too grumpy (not to mention OCD) to be able to fully enjoy ROTJ for what it is. He is therefore by definition "disabled". No matter what YOUR personal excuse is jye, you're welcome...

 

[wormlander]

But I thought that in 1983 when I was young too. Have never changed my opinion.

I hate to see you struggle so hard with this wonderful movie Wor-Gar. Just remember, Noone's ever gonna beat you up and steal your lunch money again just for loving those adorable little Ewoks. We are all your friends here...

 

[Khev]

Quick, this $200 Rey-shaped...thing is now available for order, go go go!!!

https://www.ashtondrake.com/product...zZFr8oA03Goh8hgzVf_aem_gMm5gdPt3zdpdOEr9AT26A

 

[Mondragon]

I don't get it? Is that supposed to be Tom Holland as Rey?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Rey-shaped... using InArt language

 

[jaztermareal]

That's definitely one of the figures of all time...

 

[loki2371]

Quick, this $200 Rey-shaped...thing is now available for order, go go go!!!

https://www.ashtondrake.com/product...zZFr8oA03Goh8hgzVf_aem_gMm5gdPt3zdpdOEr9AT26A

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Ooooh.... Is that the new HT Artisan Edition Rey!!

Just in time for the news that the Rey movie is on indefinite hold....

 

[loki2371]

I posted this in the old Kenobi thread, but I'll post it here as well...

SO, Star Wars Theory just sat down and did an interview with the original writer for the Kenobi movie. That he envisioned as a 3 part movie. Damn, if this version didn't sound incredible!! Cody's return, an awesome Vader fight sequence wiping out Jedi, hints of Luke's path towards the Dark Side....





What a shame. That KK and Disney turned this into such a show... Very saddening. Shows how clueless she and her story group was.

This sounds like it would have been amazing....