Star Wars: The Acolyte

[The Buffinator]

From Facebook:

 

[Mondragon]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise, ...as reimagined through the derivative Disney Story-Group virtue-signaling drivel?
No.
And you Never will
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[Mandible]

The Forgetolyte.

 

[wormlander]

Now go make your Rey movie and see how that flies

I heard they were making a whole new trilogy, no?...

 

[Mandible]

I heard they were making a whole new trilogy, no?...

Honestly, who knows? And sadly, who cares.

Andor S2, and I'm done forever.

 

[wormlander]

Honestly, who knows? And sadly, who cares.

Andor S2, and I'm done forever.

I hear you loud and clear. Disney's gonna have to pull something seriously unexpected and positively awesome out of that worn old hat to make me watch anything Star Wars again...

 

[wormlander]

Shoot. I guess no bald green lady from HT.

You could always stack 5 Baby Yodas ontop of eachother and buy a 1/6 scale dress...

 

[Mondragon]

Or paint that Farscape Zhaan figure green

 

[Cagoda]

Or get a Darth Malak figure, rip off the jaw and paint it green.

 

[ironwez20]

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10 year break? What are you guys talking about? There's only ever been 3 films!

Rots isn’t there. Spiderman needs to get his eyes checked!

 

[ironwez20]

I- I kinda wanted an amadala stenberg figure. But for… other reasons

 

[Dave_W]

Rots isn’t there. Spiderman needs to get his eyes checked!

Did he stutter?

 

[The Buffinator]

Rots isn’t there. Spiderman needs to get his eyes checked!

I'm shocked that you think Rise of The Skywalker should be there.

 

[Wor-Gar]

The Rise of Skywalker.... because the first time didn't count.

 

[Ramatuelle]

As mid as this show was it’s a shame it was cancelled.

Replace the showrunner and dive deeper into the darkside stuff with Plagueis. Push the Osha and Mae stuff to the side.

Now they’ll probably adapt the Plagueis stuff into a comic or novel that 5 people will read.

Let's see a show about Qimir and Plagueis. NOT directed by Leslie. I'd be watchin' that. I dont give an eff about those twins and I never will. Lets see some Sith!

 

[Mondragon]

Let's see a show about Qimir and Plagueis. NOT directed by Leslie. I'd be watchin' that. I dont give an eff about those twins and I never will. Lets see some Sith!

But the witches "thread"! Without them how are you going to blame straight men for steeling female power!

 

[Wor-Gar]

I can't find that coven orgy where they all die gif anywhere now.

 

[Mondragon]

...you're going to trigger the Disney Story Group.

 

[The Buffinator]

I can't find that coven orgy where they all die gif anywhere now.

The Disney purge has begun.

 

[Ramatuelle]

But the witches "thread"! Without them how are you going to blame straight men for steeling female power!

One thing I cannot believe is that we finally get to see a witch coven in SW - and they make them lame as hell!

Is this like taking Boba Fett and stripping him of the things that make him cool? Sort of? Kinda? Yeah? Why does SW insist on this ****?!

I wanna see the kind of coven where the head witch gives birth to..... Darth Maul. Now THAT is a supernatural baby worth having! A red baby with horns. That's how you witch things up. But no, we get these lame @ss twins and their coven full of I dont even know what.

LAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE

[Yes I'm aware that creatures that have horns dont actually give birth to infants with horns, they have cartilaginous nubs but you get what I'm saying.]