Star Wars: The Acolyte

[Khev]

No wonder Han got cancelled...

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Kylo knew that impaling someone with a lightsaber is utterly ineffective and since he had no small eating utensils on hand (the only thing that CAN kill someone in Star Wars) he wisely threw him over the ledge.

 

[Wor-Gar]

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OK, so that is the real message of the show.

Is that question answered?

 

[Asta]

OK, so that is the real message of the show.

Is that question answered?

Tune in next week to find... more questions.

 

[Wor-Gar]

 

[Khev]

Disney shareholders watching an exclusive clip of next week's episode:

 

[Wor-Gar]

I spiked it good! I did. Me.

O B E Y !

 

[Johnny Utah]

Watching the chant scene now.

I can't believe this is what Star Wars is now.

 

[Darthrazz]

Maybe this is a series that is best binge watched, or better yet cringe watched?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Watching the chant scene now.

I can't believe this is what Star Wars is now.

Why do women even want this?

 

[chrisstbh]

Why do women even want this?

They don’t.

 

[BeefEaster]

How did Disney go from trying to appeal to the largest possible audience to trying to appeal to a nonexistent audience?

And they wonder why all their products are bombing and they're bleeding money.

 

[Wor-Gar]

How did Disney go from trying to appeal to the largest possible audience to trying to appeal to a nonexistent audience?

Blame those in charge.

 

[BeefEaster]

Blame those in charge.

I feel like any other business would have those people replaced as soon as possible. Instead, Disney doubles down like a comedian leaning into the mic to repeat a bad joke they thought would get laughs.

 

[davejames]

Watching the chant scene now.

I can't believe this is what Star Wars is now.

Yeah that's where I finally tuned out. I know there have been other witches recently in SW, but they never came across as cringey as this.

 

[Johnny Utah]

On a positive note, Lee Jung Jae was great as Sol again this week. I feel he'll be the only redeeming character once this is done.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I feel like any other business would have those people replaced as soon as possible. Instead, Disney doubles down like a comedian leaning into the mic to repeat a bad joke they thought would get laughs.

I know. It's weird. But Hollywood is a very small, closed circle. A bit like a coven. And getting smaller all the time.

 

[Asta]

Don't be late.

 

[Asta]

IMDB:

 

[Jmek]

Holy crap! Literally.

I guess the audience they’re aiming for is young girls, maybe I don’t know?

The first two episodes were pretty dull, but this one is excruciatingly cringey and makes little sense.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Are young girls into lesbian witches...? Or is that what Disney wants them to be into?