Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[YankeesFanboy]

Here's a murder rap to keep you dancin', with a child killing record like Anakin. Light saber is the tool, don't make me act the mother****ing fool. So when I'm in your star system you better duck, cuz Little Annie is crazy as ****,

maz keepin' it real, yo.

I've given out too much rep today. I'll hit you up when I can.

 

[BuGz]

New picture: is that original trooper armour I see???

 

[jye4ever]

This movie is going to kick so much ass!

Send the PT back into the stone ages of our subconscious where it belongs to forever be forgotten.

Shame that Darth Maul was wasted in that garbage.

 

[darthviper107]

Darth Maul is still alive though--since Clone Wars is canon

 

[jye4ever]

Oh that's right, Darth Crab.

 

[Johnny Utah]

I've always thought that was ridiculous. The guy was cut in half by a mother****ing lightsaber. End of story!

 

[meanstreak]

Empire cover 2

The quote on the right still makes me think Rey is the Jedi. Finn doesn't look half white or mixed to me at all.

Even though he has the lightsaber in the poster from D23, I think it's more like he used it in battle but it's really Rey's lightsaber and she's the jedi.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Clearly she's the protagonist of the story, since they keep putting her in front and the other guys further back with each new photo Han Solo is probably so far away we can't see him

 

[karamazov80]

Oh that's right, Darth Crab.

Actually he's more of a cyborg chicken. Get with the program, JYE. I can't wait to see him and Boba Fett fighting it out, with cyborg Emperor Palpatine as the referee, on Leia's planet (which also was never actually destroyed, it was just an illusion by the Empire--the planet is now half actual planet though, and half robot planet).

 

[jye4ever]

Clearly she's the protagonist of the story, since they keep putting her in front and the other guys further back with each new photo Han Solo is probably so far away we can't see him

Why was that Rebel symbol positioned over her coochie.

Actually he's more of a cyborg chicken. Get with the program, JYE. I can't wait to see him and Boba Fett fighting it out, with cyborg Emperor Palpatine as the referee, on Leia's planet (which also was never actually destroyed, it was just an illusion by the Empire--the planet is now half actual planet though, and half robot planet).

Kentucky Fried Sith?

 

[user 6734]

is that a photoshop mistake by magazine or are we seeing OT TKs in TFA !?!??! besides, ....the falcon has also a round dish what is not correct..

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Why was that Rebel symbol positioned over her coochie.

I didn't see that

 

[automaton]

is that a photoshop mistake by magazine or are we seeing OT TKs in TFA !?!??! besides, ....the falcon has also a round dish what is not correct..

i was excited to see the OT armor... but chances are it is a PS mistake (as is the Falcon). one would think a magazine such as Empire would me more together.

 

[stshammgod]

Seems like Empire magazine doesn't know what they are doing.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

New picture: is that original trooper armour I see???

Empire cover 2

The quote on the right still makes me think Rey is the Jedi. Finn doesn't look half white or mixed to me at all.

Even though he has the lightsaber in the poster from D23, I think it's more like he used it in battle but it's really Rey's lightsaber and she's the jedi.

Thanks for posting. This movie might actually be...good.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Why was that Rebel symbol positioned over her coochie.

 

[jye4ever]

Its pointing north towards the Sarlaac Pit.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I hope it's not the SE Sarlacc...

 

[jye4ever]

WTF

 

[Darth Snoopy]