Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[TaliBane]

Why why why.....


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Worked for Luke...

 

[JAWS]

You're not talking about Pirates of the Crappy-bbean 5...right?

At least it was fun and not agonizing to sit through, unlike TLJ.

I thought Pirates 5 was about as boring and worthless as a blockbuster can be. Yuck...

I will take TLJ over that film.

There you go Khev... I defended TLJ for you

 

[Chakor]

...about as boring and worthless as a blockbuster can be. Yuck...

This accurately sums up TFA and TLJ.

I will take TLJ over that film.

There you go Khev... I defended TLJ for you

Well Khev loved both Pirates 5 and TLJ, so I guess there can be middle ground.

 

[jye4ever]

Bravomite wrote an excellent post rather humorous as well which I enjoyed.

Sure OT Luke is a nice fantasy to embrace of a boy overcoming all odds on his way to becoming a man he was the Christopher Reeve Jedi what a pretty wholesome smile while blowing up the Death Star.

Now welcome to the new realistic post social media world Snyder/Nolan Luke.

Fans demanded realism in their fantasy they got it.

Fans demanded that Superman and Luke mirror their current environment of:

Once respected institutions can’t be trusted.

Governments can’t be trusted.

Corporations can’t be trusted.

Religion can’t be trusted.

Local Police can’t be trusted.

FBI can’t be trusted.

CIA can’t be trusted.

Universities can’t be trusted.

Media companies can’t be trusted.

News can’t be trusted.

Women can’t be trusted.

White men can’t be trusted.

Blacks can’t be trusted.

Illegal immigrants can’t be trusted.

Asians can’t be trusted.

Latinos can’t be trusted.

Europeans can’t be trusted.

Conservatives can’t be trusted.

Liberals can’t be trusted.

Socialists can’t be trusted.

Communists can’t be trusted.

Jews can’t be trusted.

Arabs can’t be trusted.

Catholics can’t be trusted.

Christians can’t be trusted.

Pharmaceutical companies can’t be trusted.

Vaccines can’t be trusted.

Social media can’t be trusted.

Videogames can’t be trusted.

Movie reviews can’t be trusted.

Climate change can’t be trusted.

Sports medicine can’t be trusted.

Nutrition can’t be trusted.

Charities can’t be trusted.

Unions can’t be trusted.

Teachers can’t be trusted.

Clergy, Priests and Pastors can’t be trusted.

Science can’t be trusted.

Hollywood can’t be trusted.

Wall Street can’t be trusted.

Khev, Trash Panda and Snoopy can’t be trusted.

World leaders can’t be trusted.

Military can’t be trusted.

Congress can’t be trusted.

POTUS can’t be trusted.

Your fellow human being can’t be trusted.




Besides didn’t Luke’s father kill younglings in the PT?!

So Anakin SLAUGHTERING CHILDREN is CELEBRATED here by the TLJ haters as “COOL” and “BAD ASS” BUT Luke milking a cow is a GODDAMN DEPRESSING TRAVESTY!!!!

Not MY LUKE!

Next time becareful what you ask for you may just get it.

 

[crows]

Bravomite wrote an excellent post rather humorous as well which I enjoyed.

Sure OT Luke is a nice fantasy to embrace of a boy overcoming all odds on his way to becoming a man he was the Christopher Reeve Jedi what a pretty wholesome smile while blowing up the Death Star.

Now welcome to the new realistic post social media world Snyder/Nolan Luke.

Fans demanded realism in their fantasy they got it.

Fans demanded that Superman and Luke mirror their current environment of:

Once respected institutions can’t be trusted.

Governments can’t be trusted.

Corporations can’t be trusted.

Religion can’t be trusted.

Local Police can’t be trusted.

FBI can’t be trusted.

CIA can’t be trusted.

Universities can’t be trusted.

Media companies can’t be trusted.

News can’t be trusted.

Women can’t be trusted.

White men can’t be trusted.

Blacks can’t be trusted.

Illegal immigrants can’t be trusted.

Asians can’t be trusted.

Latinos can’t be trusted.

Europeans can’t be trusted.

Conservatives can’t be trusted.

Liberals can’t be trusted.

Socialists can’t be trusted.

Communists can’t be trusted.

Jews can’t be trusted.

Arabs can’t be trusted.

Catholics can’t be trusted.

Christians can’t be trusted.

Pharmaceutical companies can’t be trusted.

Vaccines can’t be trusted.

Social media can’t be trusted.

Videogames can’t be trusted.

Movie reviews can’t be trusted.

Climate change can’t be trusted.

Sports medicine can’t be trusted.

Nutrition can’t be trusted.

Charities can’t be trusted.

Unions can’t be trusted.

Teachers can’t be trusted.

Clergy, Priests and Pastors can’t be trusted.

Science can’t be trusted.

Hollywood can’t be trusted.

Wall Street can’t be trusted.

Khev, Trash Panda and Snoopy can’t be trusted.

World leaders can’t be trusted.

Military can’t be trusted.

Congress can’t be trusted.

POTUS can’t be trusted.

Your fellow human being can’t be trusted.




Besides didn’t Luke’s father kill younglings in the PT?!

So Anakin SLAUGHTERING CHILDREN is CELEBRATED here by the TLJ haters as “COOL” and “BAD ASS” BUT Luke milking a cow is a GODDAMN DEPRESSING TRAVESTY!!!!

Not MY LUKE!

what did he mean by this?

 

[jye4ever]

As soon as it was announced that Disney got the Xmen back the complaints started...

Disney CAN’T handle dark drama like Logan they’re a children company said Snikt and his gang.

Then we get dark depressing drama Luke and now they’re crying...

”LUKE IS TOOOOOOO DEPRESSING!”

Make up your goddamn minds lol

Bravo just wrote a long post on Luke not being bright and happy inspirational hero Luke!

 

[crows]

As soon as it was announced that Disney got the Xmen back the complaints started...

Disney CAN’T handle dark drama like Logan they’re a children company said Snikt and his gang.

Then we get dark depressing drama Luke and now they’re crying...

”LUKE IS TOOOOOOO DEPRESSING!”

Make up your goddamn minds lol

Bravo just wrote a long post on Luke not being bright and happy inspirational hero Luke!

someone fix jye, hes broken


WHERES KHEV???????????????????

 

[jye4ever]

Only thing broken is the hate of TLJ everyone demanded realistic dark depressing versions of their favorite happy heroes.

How did it do in China crows? lol

 

[Captain Clown]

Disney CAN’T handle dark drama like Logan they’re a children company said Snikt and his gang.

Then we get dark depressing drama Luke and now they’re crying...

”LUKE IS TOOOOOOO DEPRESSING!”

Make up your goddamn minds lol

Bravo just wrote a long post on Luke not being bright and happy inspirational hero Luke!

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Centurion]

This is what they should have put after the ending credits in TLJ!

 

[MaulFan]

Can’t believe Ren made the list at all, let alone as high as he did.

https://t.co/THuVTIuY9h

 

[jye4ever]

Imagine a game show like that in the USA where women are paraded out in a thong like cattle to be sold lol

People were fired over a 20 second wardrobe malfunction showing half of Janet Jackson’s nipple lol

 

[Centurion]

Imagine a game show like that in the USA where women are paraded out in a thong like cattle to be sold lol

People were fired over a 20 second wardrobe malfunction showing half of Janet Jackson’s nipple lol

Right?!

God bless Brazil!

 

[jye4ever]

Right?!

God bless Brazil!

If I understand feminism correctly it’s that they want to be able to do that but not be looked upon as sexual objects lol

 

[Chakor]

Can’t believe Ren made the list at all, let alone as high as he did.

https://t.co/THuVTIuY9h

Part of me wants to like those guys for putting Loki on the list, but another part of me wants to dismiss all their credibility for not including Davy Jones. Decisions, decisions...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I thought you didn't like muscular women? Either way, nice video

 

[Centurion]

If I understand feminism correctly it’s that they want to be able to do that but not be looked upon as sexual objects lol

Well, OK. But now... what to do about this wood?

 

[jye4ever]

I thought you didn't like muscular women? Either way, nice video

That’s max level for me lol

Well, OK. But now... what to do about this wood?

Five Finger Frank

 

[guyver1]

Can’t believe Ren made the list at all, let alone as high as he did.

https://t.co/THuVTIuY9h

That list needs work