The Mandalorian (Star Wars Live Action Series)

[Sassafras]

Too late to ever get back to the Din we liked to see.

The thud heard round the world on Wednesday was Lizzo flattening a bunch of sharks as she attempted to jump over them.

This show is done. It was truly lightning in a bottle when it started, but as soon as that sweet, sweet baby Yoda cash started rolling in, there was no way for it to survive.

I read the spoilers cause I no longer care about what happens. If true, that's going to be very silly. And I have no reason to think it's not true. This show has become parody.

I think the success of the show is the issue. Bloat. It's already been more or less said here. Executives seeing dollar signs and wanting to redo the MCU universe. Instead of sticking to the Outer Rim as more or less stand alone stories, with just hints of the OT and ST as Easter eggs for eagle eyed fans, and staying mostly well away from the ST, now there's gotta be crossovers and tie ins and rehash chracters and live action animated characters that don't translate.

Ending up with loss of original focus and what made the show in ths first place, with F & F stretched way too thin and no-one to demand quality over quantity.

 

[Sassafras]

Oh my lord man, incel much?

I can loan you some crayons if you'd like to try writing an intelligent response.

 

[JAWS]

Just watched the last episode.

WTF was that **** show?????

 

[Garlador]

Just watched the last episode.

WTF was that **** show?????

Jedi (School of) Rock!

 

[jye4ever]

He looked like Moses lol

 

[Ramatuelle]

When I see baby Yoda in that Mech suit, you guys I swear right then and there I am closing Disney+ on my device, I am not watching that, by all the saints and angels I am NOT WATCHING IT

I have my limits and by god thats one of 'em. Sid and Marty Kroft is OVER

 

[Ramatuelle]

I can loan you some crayons if you'd like to try writing an intelligent response.

/rareinsults

Ow

 

[Ramatuelle]

The more this show devolves more into cartoon territory the less I enjoy it. It’s fine for animation but not live action.

Lets go back to Din cutting people in half and roasting then alive whilst taking guys out from the shadows like space Batman.

...... Remember when Mando parked his ship on some ice and when he tried to lift off this walrus-looking thing broke thru & grabbed his landing gear? And Mando in the cockpit was all like "Oh, got-DAMMIT" like you and me would be if we found a parking ticket on our windshields? and he calmly got up and electrocuted that thing with his rifle like, no big deal this stuff happens. Then he sat back down and went about his business. Just another day in the galaxy.

I miss that Mando.

 

[Khev]

Well I was a huge supporter of S3 I kept saying give it a chance, give it a chance.

We are far enough in now that I am officially done giving any more chances, I have no more ***** to give lol

Mandalorians hanging out at an open field staring at grass.

Those are supposed to be the bad ass Mandalorians?

STARING AT GRASS!!!!

Can't wait to see Hasbro's Mandalorian Company Picnic playset. They are now officially the least badass organization in all of Star Wars.

 

[Khev]

I thought they were heading into some interesting Ghost in the Shell / Blade Runner self awareness direction with the droids.

But NOPE it was a super lame super useless seperatist plot point.

I thought they were going to pull a Roger Rabbit and have Christopher Lloyd turn out to be a droid.

 

[TheeWanderer]

I can loan you some crayons if you'd like to try writing an intelligent response.

I'm sure you have loads of crayons considering your "oh so intelligent" post could be summed up as "wah wah women in My StAr WaRs?!?!"

This season has been pretty awful, but people like you trying to use that as this weird way to sit there and cry your misogynistic sorrows is even more awful.

 

[RavenAsh]

No wonder Hot Toys is all in on The Mandalorian line! New Iron Man!

 

[Ramatuelle]

No wonder Hot Toys is all in on The Mandalorian line! New Iron Man!

The memes will be glorious. Imagine.

 

[Jmek]

So presumably all you geezers saying that they’re done with show won’t be back here next week for a moan?

 

[The Buffinator]

Can't wait to see Hasbro's Mandalorian Company Picnic playset. They are now officially the least badass organization in all of Star Wars.

Which now makes it all the more fitting that Boba Fett cosplays as one of them...

 

[Khev]

Which now makes it all the more fitting that Boba Fett cosplays as one of them...

"The kitchen druids are rising against us."

Mando: "Don't worry. I know a guy..."

 

[ZE_501]

So presumably all you geezers saying that they’re done with show won’t be back here next week for a moan?

I'm gonna be back to read spoilers; I cancelled my sub but not sure when it runs out. If I hear that it's magically really good (LOL) I'll watch it, otherwise I'm not going back until 'Andor' S2 returns or if 'Ahsoka' gets rave reviews -- although I don't know when that airs.

 

[Khev]

It'll be so awesome going back to ROTJ and imagining Jack Black helming a Star Destroyer at the Battle of Endor. Or maybe acting as one of ESB Vader's trusted captains hunting for the Falcon.

 

[Khev]

I thought I was watching Ragnarok when Bo and Mando were being forced to ride through the city.

"You are significant, you are valuable, you are loved. Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds. Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself. You are now meeting the Grandmaster..."

Bo and Mando close their eyes and scream but then look up and it's Jack Black and Lizzo.

 

[jye4ever]

It'll be so awesome going back to ROTJ and imagining Jack Black helming a Star Destroyer at the Battle of Endor. Or maybe acting as one of ESB Vader's trusted captains hunting for the Falcon.

Lizzo queen was on the Executor when she met Captain Moses.

Thankfully they escaped before it was destroyed.

She evacuated by piloting a Tie-Fighter.

You know because when I think of SW I think of Lizzo.