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Insufferable S.O.B.
Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread
Liked Fellowship, thought it should have won best picture that year.
Loved Two Towers, my favorite of the LOTR flicks.
Thought King was a bloated never ending mess, but was still good.
Didn't like The Hobbit at all.
- The HFR made the movie look like a video game. The CGI and makeup for everyone looked awful.
- The tone was childish. I understand the book was written for kiddies, but the movie version is rewritten, expanded and given a PG13 rating so the tone should have been brought up.
- Talking trolls? In LOTR they were feared beasts. In this they are talking morons. My eyes were rolling out of my head during the Three Cooking Troll Stooges scene.
- The Brown Wizard. It was nice seeing one of the Doctors again, but was that bird **** running down his face?
- Bilbo Baggins. Whoever played them was trying their best to imitate Jason Bateman.
- The video game ending. Srsly, everyone running past and slaughtering wave after wave of Orcs with no loss on their end, was silly.
I did love:
- Bilbo vs Smeagol. That was well done.
- Once the big birds showed at the end. Tossing the Orcs off into the ravine and the shots of them flying afterwards was nice.
- It ended.
Not sure if I will bother with the rest of the movies.
Liked Fellowship, thought it should have won best picture that year.
Loved Two Towers, my favorite of the LOTR flicks.
Thought King was a bloated never ending mess, but was still good.
Didn't like The Hobbit at all.
- The HFR made the movie look like a video game. The CGI and makeup for everyone looked awful.
- The tone was childish. I understand the book was written for kiddies, but the movie version is rewritten, expanded and given a PG13 rating so the tone should have been brought up.
- Talking trolls? In LOTR they were feared beasts. In this they are talking morons. My eyes were rolling out of my head during the Three Cooking Troll Stooges scene.
- The Brown Wizard. It was nice seeing one of the Doctors again, but was that bird **** running down his face?
- Bilbo Baggins. Whoever played them was trying their best to imitate Jason Bateman.
- The video game ending. Srsly, everyone running past and slaughtering wave after wave of Orcs with no loss on their end, was silly.
I did love:
- Bilbo vs Smeagol. That was well done.
- Once the big birds showed at the end. Tossing the Orcs off into the ravine and the shots of them flying afterwards was nice.
- It ended.
Not sure if I will bother with the rest of the movies.