The Riddle Thread

[Doctor_B]

Father (also a Grandfather), his son (also a Father), his son (also a grandson). Only three fishermen?

Hopefully I'm remembering this one correctly...

Two fathers and two sons go fishing, they each catch a fish and don't throw any back. How is it possible that they only have three fish?

 

[Maglor]

That sounds right.

 

[Agent0028]

Aye, that's the one.

 

[Devil_666]

Really? You're gonna give him that?

It does fit though.

What comes once in a minute, once every mile, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A loser with premature ejaculation driving on the highway.

He CAN come once in a minute and even twice in a moment. He CAN even come once every mile (maybe he only drove 1 mile) but he CAN'T come in a thousand years because he won't be alive by then.

BOO-YAH!!!

 

[Doctor_B]

Good! Your turn to come up with a riddle!

It does fit though.





He CAN come once in a minute and even twice in a moment. He CAN even come once every mile (maybe he only drove 1 mile) but he CAN'T come in a thousand years because he won't be alive by then.

BOO-YAH!!!

 

[Voorhees27]

Doc, you should have made this thread You're officially the riddle guy round here.

 

[Doctor_B]

Thank you! You are too kind!

Doc, you should have made this thread You're officially the riddle guy round here.

 

[Maglor]

It does fit though.





He CAN come once in a minute and even twice in a moment. He CAN even come once every mile (maybe he only drove 1 mile) but he CAN'T come in a thousand years because he won't be alive by then.

BOO-YAH!!!

Clearly you have a good deal of experience in that department!

I bow to your expertise!

 

[Doctor_B]

To keep the riddles coming I offer you this:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Cher doesn't have one
The Pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!

What is it?...

 

[Calcifer]

To keep the riddles coming I offer you this:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Cher doesn't have one
The Pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!

What is it?...

The answer is Surname.

 

[Doctor_B]

Correct! I would also accept the answer winky.

The answer is Surname.

 

[Calcifer]

Correct! I would also accept the answer winky.

Ok i got one ..

An egg must fall a 100ft without breaking on the ground and nothing can be used to cushion its fall or to slow its speed ..the egg must remain uncracked after the 100ft fall ,how can this be done?

 

[Calcifer]

^^ C'mon some one have a go at it

 

[Doctor_B]

Is it a scrambled egg?

^^ C'mon some one have a go at it

 

[Calcifer]

Is it a scrambled egg?

No it is a Normal egg in a shell ..the way it is when it comes out of a hen

 

[uscmhicks]

drill a hole a few foot deeper into the place it will land.

 

[barryo]

throw a pregnant chicken off the roof...................

 

[Darth Cruel]

drop it 101 feet.

Edit - Like USCMHicks said before I did.

 

[Calcifer]

drill a hole a few foot deeper into the place it will land.

You have that right idea,i will give it to you

The proper answer is to drop it from more then 100ft ..say 120ft and after the first 100ft the egg is still uncracked.

 

[uscmhicks]

Someone else take my turn please. I need some sleep. Knackered.