The worst figures ever made!!

[snoop101]

 

[ahgnus]

So ugly it's hilarious.

looks like Wanda Sykes

 

[Unclechopchop]

Seriously, this is the best figure ever made!

 

[Unclechopchop]

I thought a thread like this could be a lot of fun. The figure doesnt have to be high end, it could be anything, it could be something from your child hood or even something announced and on pre-order. Whatever it is it just has to be God awful.
I thought this thing was one of the worst Ive seen when it came out, even children hate this piece of crap. I know it was for kids but like I said they hate it. Doesnt even remotely look like him. Like they didnt even try.

I actually liked this figure until it started to grow weird white mold on him. Cheap plastic I would have to guess. I actually like the way he looks. It just gives us a different look, that's all. By the way, he was designed like this because of the kids. They didn't want to have some dude with big scars on his mouth. They thought it would freak out the kids and the parents that buy these figures. It's safe to say that they were trying to appeal to the buying market. All the same, I have all 3 companies versions f their 1/6 joker, so this was kinda cool to get a change.

 

[Unclechopchop]

Whenever I think of awful figures, this one comes to mind:

Although still better looking than the original camel toe prototype

So true. A winner by a landslide!

 

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[jkno]

Not sure if this is real or not...

 

[Rock83]

This is definitely the most odd single figure ever made,would be more appropriate to add it with the Rocky training figure.

And yes,i own this Meat figure as i collect those Rocky action figures.

 

[DPrime]

In collecting comic book heroes I veer towards Batman from DC and The Punisher from Marvel... the one that comes to mind is this travesty... I dont know WHAT the concept guys were smoking/watching/doing when coming up with this... more thought on the execs who passed the idea...

Wow.

This is worth having in any toy collection, if only for the novelty, the sheer audacity of the toy designers who made this and the execs who passed it, and the awesome Freudian aspects it implies for the character - not to mention his intense grimace!!! I may have to track one down at some point...

 

[TheFiend]

I actually liked this figure until it started to grow weird white mold on him. Cheap plastic I would have to guess. I actually like the way he looks. It just gives us a different look, that's all. By the way, he was designed like this because of the kids. They didn't want to have some dude with big scars on his mouth. They thought it would freak out the kids and the parents that buy these figures. It's safe to say that they were trying to appeal to the buying market. All the same, I have all 3 companies versions f their 1/6 joker, so this was kinda cool to get a change.

Yeah i know but like I said my 8 yr old nephew even said it sucked. It was a crap figure. Now the Batman from the same line was cool especially the Movie Masterpice (i think it was called that) version. They had a Joker from the MM(i think) line too that was better than the one above but not much.

 

[galactiboy]

Not sure if this is real or not...

Nah, those were joke figures. But there have been some equally awful looking figures of Jesus.

 

[sladesuperagent]

Nah, those were joke figures. But there have been some equally awful looking figures of Jesus.

From the World's Largest Jesus Christ Action Figure Collection©

 

[tinister]

From the World's Largest Jesus Christ Action Figure Collection©

That's not Jesus - that's pre-facelift Kenny Rogers!

 

[tinister]

Keeping in line with the Worst Figures Ever Sold from the Greatest Story Ever Told:

Saw this at the last toy show I went to:

 

[galactiboy]

Thanks Slade, I was looking for that first Jesus figure... but was unable to find any images of it

 

[tinister]

At the same toy show (not sure if this was a custom):

 

[tinister]

that was a supposed parody of...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bQrGUpA8w0&feature=related

Is this video for real? It's not staged? "The eyes are a little off"?

 

[TheFiend]

That's not Jesus - that's pre-facelift Kenny Rogers!

It really does look like Kenny Rogers!

 

[barryo]

and god said........."let there be diapers"............

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

This thread delivers!

If anything qualifies for a sticky I'd hope it would be this