Things I Hate

[earthdog]

I may have to block crows so I don't have to see that profile pic again. [emoji21][emoji12]

 

[YoNoSe]

You stare into the crows
the crows stares back into you.

 

[Solidus]

Mutts make the best pets. Can we keep them, Dad?

Are you my mommy?

Creeeeeeeeepyyyyy

Daddy?

If I post 'em while they're small it'll save on shipping, what's your address?

Will u mail me too daddy?

crows has finally flipped his gourd.

mommy?

That needs to be your profile pic

yes papa

I'm going out. Do what your brother says.

This is the funniest sequence of quotes I've read in a long time

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I will never get that baby pic out of my brain. He looks like Ron Jeremy.

 

[Solidus]

!!!!!!

 

[Shawpaw]

It also looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

 

[Mr. Green]

OMG and a half.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

I will never get that baby pic out of my brain. He looks like Ron Jeremy.

It also looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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[Lejuan]

 

[GeneralZodLives]

 

[Kamandi]

mommy?

 

[earthdog]

...the fact that this is now the banner pic for this thread in Tapatalk.

 

[Kamandi]

It's easier to hate tapatalk.

 

[Kamandi]

how did that happen?

When a man and a woman love each other very much there's a way they can make a baby together.

First the man stops at the liquor store and buys at least two bottles of whiskey thinking that will "seal the deal". While he's at the cashier the woman sits in the car and sticks pinholes in all of his condoms.

Nine months later the woman sues for child support.

It's the miracle of life.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Not being able to sleep in on the weekend for no other reason than my body thinks I have to go to work.

 

[The Ween]

I hate feeling overwhelmed.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

When a man and a woman love each other very much there's a way they can make a baby together.

First the man stops at the liquor store and buys at least two bottles of whiskey thinking that will "seal the deal". While he's at the cashier the woman sits in the car and sticks pinholes in all of his condoms.

Nine months later the woman sues for child support.

It's the miracle of life.

*snicker* +1

 

[kryptonianmutie]

I hate feeling overwhelmed.

 

[fosing]

I hate feeling overwhelmed.

with joy? sadness? despair? or what?