Things I Hate

[crows]

Oh please. You're always talking about women blaming men for everything but lately you seem to be doing the same with women. I've heard that term for years now.

that was just messing lol

 

[The Ween]

You seem like a moon landing type of guy.

"The Eagle has landed....."

 

[DiFabio]

You seem like a moon landing type of guy.

What is a moonlanding? I googled it and all I'm getting is Lunar landing (where you nut on a fat girl's *** and "fill in her craters" aka cottage cheese/cellulite).

 

[hockeyflow33]

Only if they both have their shirts on.

Not necessarily

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[DinoDB1975]

Don't really F#$%ing hate it, but I am F#$%ing jealous that some dude bought a winning $500,000 scratch ticket at the super market three miles from where I live. That was my ticket, dammit!

 

[The Ween]

I hate having only one bathroom.

 

[Mr. Green]

Honeydew melon without the honey. Barely any sweet.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I hate having only one bathroom.

Stop clogging it!

I just remembered one of those hording shows where they **** so much into the toilet that they couldn't even use it anymore, so they started ******** into the tub.

 

[devilof76]

You can use one of my bathrooms Ween.

 

[hockeyflow33]

Stop clogging it!

I just remembered one of those hording shows where they **** so much into the toilet that they couldn't even use it anymore, so they started ******** into the tub.

I'm hoping the bleeped out word is number one and not number two


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[Snake Plissken]

I'm hoping the bleeped out word is number one and not number two


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It was as you feared. There was also multiple people on that show that would for whatever reason **** in bags... and save it.

 

[Captain Clown]

That I've been getting less and less hours.

 

[Shawpaw]

"Possible tornado outbreak today"

 

[hockeyflow33]

When you've spent a lifetime driving an suv/truck and having a tiny car as a loaner while you're is in the shop.

What happened to my manhood?!


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[DinoDB1975]

You equate ************ with the car you drive?

 

[crows]

You equate ************ with the car you drive?

thats what i thought lol

 

[devilof76]

Little cars can be pretty damned emasculating.

 

[hockeyflow33]

You equate ************ with the car you drive?

Never before but driving a tiny car for a day or two certainly is mortifying. I don't know how people drive these things


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[DinoDB1975]

Well, we need more context! What kind of car was it?

 

[EVILFACE]

You equate ************ with the car you drive?

There is a special bond between a man and his machine.

The ones that don't care are clearly obvious.