My SO works out of a beauty salon that's connected and in the same lot as our Gold's Gym. Dropped her off at work out front and pulled around to exit the parking lot. Some ******* is backing out of the lot without looking and bumps into me. Now, if I didn't already drive a POS I would have been mad, but regardless I'm a pchill dude and understand **** happens.
So I put my car in park, hop out to look at the damage, approach this guy who is still sitting in his car and give him the "¯\_(ツ)_/¯". He must have took that for wanting to fight, so he hops out, doesn't say a word to me, (this is why I think he was on a healthy dose this morning) and starts doing kung fu breathing and tries to ****ing kick me like 4 times. He was all over the place. This entire time I'm trying to calm this dude down but he was dead set on getting knocked the **** out. He tried to kick me in the balls, threw a few punches and only landed one on my shoulder ffs. So, finally I was sick of being the bigger man (I have probably 100 lbs on this dude), through him down, at this point I haven't even hit him once, restrained this dude by holding him down, popped him ****ing hard in the jaw and knocked his *** out.
Went back to my car and drove off. Dude was still sleep when I looked in my rear-view out of the parking lot. Straight kissing the pavement, I called my GF on the way out and she said he was slowly stumbling back into his car and pulled off a few minutes later. I'm just glad it went down deeper in the lot and not where I drop my girl off at.
****ing roid rage to the max man.