My SO works out of a beauty salon that's connected and in the same lot as our Gold's Gym. Dropped her off at work out front and pulled around to exit the parking lot. Some dumbass is backing out of the lot without looking and bumps into me. Now, if I didn't already drive a POS I would have been mad, but regardless I'm a pchill dude and understand **** happens.
So I put my car in park, hop out to look at the damage, approach this guy who is still sitting in his car and give him the "¯\_(ツ)_/¯". He must have took that for wanting to fight, so he hops out, doesn't say a word to me, (this is why I think he was on a healthy dose this morning) and starts doing kung fu breathing and tries to ****ing kick me like 4 times. He was all over the place. This entire time I'm trying to calm this dude down but he was dead set on getting knocked the **** out. He tried to kick me in the balls, threw a few punches and only landed one on my shoulder ffs. So, finally I was sick of being the bigger man (I have probably 100 lbs on this dude), through him down, at this point I haven't even hit him once, restrained this dude by holding him down, popped him ****ing hard in the jaw and knocked his ass out.
Went back to my car and drove off. Dude was still sleep when I looked in my rear-view out of the parking lot. Straight kissing the pavement, I called my GF on the way out and she said he was slowly stumbling back into his car and pulled off a few minutes later. I'm just glad it went down deeper in the lot and not where I drop my girl off at.
****ing roid rage to the max man.