What about Solon?
We had one. It was usurped by hacks, panhandlers, suckers and pretentious windbags with halfwitted counter-arguments like this one.
Ironic. Where would you be without the taxes of people who provide you with what you cannot?
You have the relationship backwards, but you would have to were you going to keep yourself convinced that we had a need for people like you. You've got some gall using words like reality. You've also got a thug's attitude. More irony, considering your proclivity for manners. Some are naturally born bureaucrats, I suppose.