Plastic Bateman
Super Freak
It's absolutely true. If the were trolling I would have said the men's room was nice and tidy and always smelled of lilacs.
That reminds me of the day they swapped the locker rooms at my old gym. Unfortunately for me, the sign explaining that they'd switched roles for the day for maintenance purposes had fallen over, so I absent-mindedly strolled into what had been the men's room with headphones on (playing the He-Man version of What's Going On, no less) to be confronted by a gaggle of half-naked women...
...and the most appalling mess I'd ever seen in my life. Towels strewn everywhere and left for the staff to clean up. Discarded sanitary products. What appeared to be a mound of spilled talcum powder in the middle of the floor. Worse besides. Somebody asked if I'd missed the sign, so I made my excuses and left. I've never forgotten the sheer chaos compared to the relative order of the men's locker room, though.